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We B dA gUrLs U wIsH u WeRe! We Da SeXiEsT bItChEs AlIvE! oOoOo HeLl YeAh BiTcH tAkE iT! lol i know wut u want...n i know wut u need but ima screw it up yeahhhh cuz im an idiot and im yo boyfriend...yes i am! lol our theme song! all a our problems wit our computa's! haha dey b CONFUSIN us! =P SpOnGe BoB sQuArE pAnTs! cope n pusch! da night we met haha in da freezin cold waitin ta get insyde ta see our bois! o yeahhhh! "ang can u sign mah boobs?" haha linds u slut! ima get christopher suimin kinky fo his bday! lol LeNnY ~n~ AnGeLo! ima jump outta a cake fo lenny on his bday! "wut would happen if i sat on lenny's lap?"..."idk prolly talk bout da first thing dat pops up!" hahahah da may 12th gig! o man could ne thing else go wrong dat day? hahah first wit da check in... "yes we have a pool and jacuzzi but their under construction right now ma'am" "so i brought mah bikini fo no reason!!!!" da scurry guy dat was followin us ta da chinese restuarant....den outta no where he disappears! "is tonite a full moon?" waitin ta get seated at da chinese place n den waitin fo dem ta take our orda! lol "wtf is chicken balls?" hahah "amber u aint neva had chicken balls befo? wuts wrong witchu?" lol linds yo mom was so funny wit dat! me almost fightin yo stalkers standin in line waitin ta get inta da club! "listen they makin fun a me"..."yeah well look at em they b jealous bc u all nice n pretty n got PERFECT TEETH! can we say crest whitenin strips!" haha memba dey looked at me like i was outta mah place! "hey *n*e*o do you have ne weed?"..."no...do you? did u smuggle ne across the boarder?"..."hell no i dont smuggle!"..."well get sum!"..."how? want me to get it outta mah ass?"..."how long will dat take?" LMAO BeLiEvE iN oLiVe FiNgErS! lol ang wit da joke! lol "hey u know wut...mah aunt has bad knees...yeah shes gotta go to africa?"..."why?"..."bc the NEGROS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" lol TAKE IT IN THE NIGGER PUSSY! lmao da take out box...HeHeHe. "do u wanna talk to michael?"..."NO!!!"..."why not?"...."i dont know him ~N~ i dont wanna talk to him!" haha "GOD IF JOEY WAS HERRE! U WOULD LOVE HIM!"..."YEAH N U WOULD B A THUGS BITCH!"..."I AM A THUGS BITCH!" jimi wit da: "CANADIANS RULE!" da writin on da take out boxes. "im jes a slow eater" "FINISH UR PORK!"..."SHUT UP BITCH!" u n andrew fightin da whole tyme u was herre. "andrew...ur mah bitch!"..."NO! ur mah bitch!" all da funky noises on da video games! "LINDSEYS a ~video game sound~ WhOrE!" lol I GOT JIMI'S BRACLET! lol "jes im her!" "i need ta fix mah mom up wit ***** so dey can get laid! lol maybe den they b happy!"..."yo i would neva let yo mom go dat low!" LMAO "fuckers fuckers fuckers! u guys r gonna fuck arent ya!" ROTFLMAO! "MARK HUNNI WHERES PATTY?" bAbI nIpPlEs!....i think its a guy thing wit lil nipps! lol u gave andrew too many tittie twisters! andrew: "ur canadian friend is a bitch!"..."DUH shes a lil version of me! she takes afta da best!"..." witout da ass...o yeah well shes a bitch!" lol *n*e*o is gonna get a PA! lol "wtf is a PA?"..."a prince albert!"..."why dey call it dat?"..."IDK!"..."well u should know u da one wit all da piercings!"..."*n*e*o idk lol!" u look stoned 24/7! lol DrInKIn hott chocolate da mornin afta mah bday! lol mingua wuta hangova! lol da lady wit all da makeup on servin us our breakfast! mingua can we say LOTS OF MAKEUP! she gave us da wrong food! "I NEED H20! MO MO H20!" lol 7 am! lol nuff sed! yo stalkers r gonna shit dem-selves when dey see dose pics! lol "CAN I SEE YO PICTURES LINDSEY?"..."GO AHEAD!" lol "i told u u shoulda got a picture wit christopher"..."ahhh its alrite!" lol ChIcKeN cHiCkEn ChIcKeN! us n our piercng fetish! lol yeah we gots a lil prob wit all our piercings! we know things no one else knows! hahah WE KNOW EVERYTHIN CUZ WE DA SHIT! lol "we're not groupie whores...but we're groupies!" HHAHAHAH mom wit da "GIMME A HIGH 5!" lol "yo mom was dancin in the kitchen"..."now dats disturbing!" jimi wit da: "U sUcKkKk!" lol me holdin da ladder fo ang while hes tryin ta put up da sign fo ClUb PhOnEiX! haha "amber mah life was in yo hands n u aint let me down...thank you!"..."haha no prob ang!" da ladder almost fallin ova da first tyme a me holdin it! LMAO walkin inta da legal begal n seein da boi's faces! lol YeAhHhH us stealin da beer holders! lol "WE DONT HAVE GO TO BRANTFORD...WE CAN GO STRAIGHT TA ROCHESTER!"..."christopher how do you get ta brantford?"..."no sheila we DONT HAVE TO GO To BRANTFORD! IM TELLING YOU IM NOT GOING HOME!" LMAO "all get *n*e*o ta take me home"..."*n*e*o would u take linds home if we left her herre?"..."uhhh i COULD if i wanted to"..."O NO U WILL!"..."OoOo OKAY!" lol "HES OUT IN 2 WEEKS!!!!"..."O DAMN!" lol u callin yo mom sayin "MOM IM GOING TA DA SHOW ON WED N UR GOING TOO!"..."why linds?"..."BC ITS ONE A DA LAST SHOWS MOM! AND UR GOING!"..."okayyyy!" lol us goin inta da "WASHROOM" a million tymes durin da concert! haha ive neva TINKLED so much in mah entyre lyfe! lol da fight ova "touks n beanies" n den askin ang wut u guys call em n den askin jimi wut we call em! us thinkin bout FRIDAY N SATURDAY ova n ova again! "FRIDAY NYGHT..YEAH IT WAS A GOOD NYGHT!".."LINDS I KNOW!" lol linds-zilla, linds-dawg, linds-a-rama! lol DoGgIe StYlE aInt NutTiN bUt Da BeSt! LMAO "U DID IT DOGGIE STYLE?"..."NOOOOO!!!" me not goin ta bed till umm yeah 1:30 on a school nyte fo me! lol everythin occurs at 10 pm fo u! lol EVERYTHIN DAMNIT! "its not 10 pm yet...i cant take mah showa yet...o do mah homework o nething!" lol mikey sayin u look lyke a barbie doll! sharin a bed wit andrew n me! lol 3 some...HELL YEAH! lol u punchin da shyt outta andrew. i cant believe u bit da mutha fucka! lol HES YO BITCH! lol "wheres a pole so i can dance?"..."downstairs linds"..."okay good!" andrew: "yo canadian friend is 2 different ppl...one min shes all nice n da next shes MEAN!" all yo songs! lol. "LeTs GeT dIrTy"..."If YoU gOt A bIg *BeEp* LeMmE sEaRcH iT n FiNd OuT hOw HaRd I gOtTa WoRk iT! iLl PuT mAh ThAnG dOwN fLiP iT ~n~ ReVeRsE iT!" lol da church! lol american beer is PISS WATER! lol MuDsLiDeS ~n~ SmiRnOfF! gettin crunked up at every show! lol LIP GLOSS! da hawaiian lays dat we left in da condo...DAMNIT! i thought dat i left mah boots at da condo...NOT GOOD! lol "FUCKER" ~n~ "BITCH!" "were u warm last night?"..."HELL YEAH!" da matchin shirts! HoOtErS! lol "lemme find out u work therre amber?"..."no i really dont ang!!!!"..."DAMNIT!" lmao Mo MatChiN oUtFiTs! RoNnIe aKa ChUcK o BrAnDoN! lol he could b brandon's twin...only younger! "u sayin dat u jes everythin!"..."yeah well ppl say im everything!" DO U SEE WHY I CANT BE MEAN TA HER? lol "U OPENED DA BEER...U DRINK IT BITCH!" lmao ***** throwin da beer caps at CHUCK! sooo sooo mean! lol "THERES NO LYGHTS IN DA GURLS WASHROOM GURLS!"..."well therres lyghts on now!"...~walk downstairs ta da gurls washroom~..."DAMNIT THERRES NO LYGHTS ON! GUESS ILL HAFTA GO TA DA MENS WASHROOM!"..."UR NOT GOIN IN THERRE ARE YOU?"..."O YES I AM!" lol u humpin everythin thinkin dat its ANG lol u crazy slut! MwAhAHaHA "everytyme i say WHORE u look linds!"..."BUT IM NOT A WHORE!"..."YEAH SURRREEEE!" lmao
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LiNdSeYs LaNd: CuM ~n~ PlAy! WhErE bLoNdEs CaN b BlOnDeS!!! october 11 n 12th...YeAhHhH bAbI! nuff sed derre. butt pics! WAL-MART wit da gurl sayin "i hate sponge bob" ..."BITCH!" hahhah da pics from oct. 11 n 12th! the condoms n all da different colors. "are u sure dat u didnt do ne thing wit christopher?" "YES!!!!!!!!" lol LiKe A vIrGiN...hEy! lol da condo! "damn dey were makin alota noise!" "ill show u how to do it" da hawaiian lays: steve from star 67 got laid by me! lol freddie n uncle tony! hahah "n wut would u 2 lady's like?"..."ummm 2 rum n cokes!" lol bein drunk at da club. da 10 page note! lol goin upsterres (hah) n YEAH u know wut i b talkin bout! lol up ~n~ herre! lol "no damnit its here!" matchin tongue rings! =P "i wanna tattoo" club phoneix! we know everythin bout *e*n*...dey all hate him! lol da fight between ang n scoot..o jesus! lol CHUCKY! da night befo we went ta da club..."GO TO BED LINDS"..."WTF HELL NO! ITS NOT 1 AM YET!...HAVE ANG CALL ME RIGHT NOW!"..."but i dont gots his numba"..."WELL GET IT FO ME RIGHT NOW!" dat was scurry! haha me n mom gettin lost tryin ta get ta u! lol BlOnDiE! bevis n butthead n den da hottie! lol labatts blue! da white bandanas lyke ang! lol GIO! "we gonna hafta talk to wal-mart n get dem ta get gio back herre bc yeah its gotta b herre" lmao da debate bout soda and pop! "coke is ginger ale n pop is coke"..."wtf?" lol LiNdSeY nIcHoLe ~N~ aMbEr NiCoLe! yeah we b hott! lol yo bedroom door! hah yo u bein a stripper at club phoneix! hah "linds i can see yo thong!".."yeah so...wheres ang?" lol walkin inta da room n u being butt ass nakey! lol WHOA! u holdin da cigg while me n ang were tryin ta move da ladder! lol "u should have a hardhat on" "ANG! I NEED A HARDHAT...OR SO IM TOLD!"...."DO I HAVE A HARD ON?" LMAO da smokin a joint pic! hahahaahh u comin back ta da states wit me "y r u goin inta da states lady?" "ummm bc i am!" lol straight partyin fo a whole week! lol PIZZA...god i hate dat now! lol "we dont have chicken wings up in canada"..."WUT?" da pics behind da bar! "if u come tomorrow...da drinks will b on da house all night n ill drive u home" "IM STAYIN!" lol omg u gotta shadow too! lol "ur outfit is HOTT!" "thanks ang!" lol "wut christopher r u too good ta talk to me now?"..."NO!" NIPPLES! lol da staws in da cups! haha "why do we gotta take da limes n straws out?? SICILIAN KISSES oOoOo YuMmIe! freddie wit da "dat isnt how u kiss someone! now lets take it from da top!" u meetin jimi..."isnt he hott?"..."yeah...hes trashy!" andrew: IMA HOT DOG! lol *n*e*o sayin "i cant have ne pics wit me wit ciggs o beer!" hahahhahahah "hes not really tired...hes wide awake fo blondie ova herre!" LMAO andrews dads PENIS THUMB! gettin da wrong directions. drivin home wit scott...yeah dat was fun! no turn signals o nething! da blanket! "GOOD MORNIN ANG!" lmao "lemme find out linds aint no V ne mo!" hahahh "ang is dat u?"..."yeah...im lookin fo anotha *o*d*m!"...c:"amber tell him i aint got ne!"..."why u aint gonna b usin em!" hahahah me doin da dance! lmao scoot settin brandons leg on fire! haha me hittin scoot everytime he did sumthin mean ta brandon. us jes chillin wit da guys. MAH LONG STORIES on da way ta london! "will u let her talk ambs?"..."yeah yeah jes hold on...n den!" hahah "wut kind of ciggs did *n*e*o smoke again?"..."IDK dey all look da same!" haha "i only smoke marb lights when im in da states" OoOoO haha u sayin "ill take a taxi home" not callin yo parents when u got herre! hahahh "diane can i go ta da show on wed?"..."we'll discuse it!" "O IM GOIN TA DA SHOW ON WED!" u only b goin ta school on friday! "well walk inta mah school wit da bois! mah stalkers will b pissed!" tellin ang da story bout yo stalkers n how ugly dey b! diane: "now dont b comin home wit no mo piercings o tattoos...wait NO TATTOOS!" hahahah u laughin on da way outside...almost hittin christopher n almost fallin. =) "MY NAME ISNT CHRIS...ITS CHRISTOPHER!"...now its all "my name is chris"..."yeah well im still gonna call u christopher so derre!" lmao "MOM..YEAH IM HERRE!" hahah us laughin da whole tyme! "mom can i get a tattoo?...WHY NOT!" lmao "amber...go get me sum babi wipes...derre aint no toilet paper!"..."ARE U SERIOUS!"..."are u doin ne thin wit him?"..."NO!"..."okay....!" lmao mikey makin fun a yo accent n how u b talkin! da mornin afta pics! "do u say aboot o about?"...."about!"..."okay..do you call it washroom o bathroom?"..."umm washroom...bathroom...toilet!" haha christopher witout da shirt on! No PaNtS cHrIsToPhEr! lol "he took da blanket n da whole pillow all night!"... "yeah well i YO blanket n a pillow!"... "yeah uh huh!"..."well dey was unda us da whole night!" hahahah "last show...we wearin weddin dresses!" haha LYNCHIE! =P "his hat looks lyke a britney hat!"..."but dats wut he his...a BITCH lyke britney!" hahaha "HE BIT MY RINGS!" hahah "im goin as gwen this year...u should go as mariah!"..."are u nuts! its mad cold outsyde!"..."yeah soo...where a coat!"..."NO WAY!" hahah "do u have buses down herre?" "yeahhh!" lol "yo ciggs r weird up herre!" ...*n*e*o:"no its jes cuz i sat on dem!" hahah KrAbBy PaTtIeS! haha sponge bob freakin rules! "dont worry linds...we'll feed u otha den pizza!" =P dose gurls....YEAH OKAY! me sayin "dats a joke!" "I GOTTA TINKLE!"..."tinkle?"..."YEAH WUT DO U CALL IT?"..."umm PEE, PISS, GO TO DA BATHROOM!"..."well wut do u call takin a shit?"..."takin a dookie!" lol u humpin da bathroom wall! "I DONT WANT DA BIG TOILET!"..."O JESUS ILL GO IN DERRE!" da bois are GOOD kissers! "was he big?" LMAO "i lyke dat tongue ring"..."yeah i know!' lol "WHO DOESNT LYKE TONGUE RINGS?" u bein on yo period! hahah "ill b ova mah period by wed!" lol haha i cant believe u told ang u was on yo period! hahahh "sure...lets do it i dont care!" lmao "we'll do it again tomorrow night!" jimi: "yeah gurls lyke guitar guys!"..."YES WE DO!"..."yeah i heard dat we can use our fingers really well!"..."O YES U CAN!"..."i can? how do U know?" hahah "we gonna go ta da next show as whores n have ang n christopher b our pimps!" andrew: MARK HUNNI ANDREWS ON THE PHONE! ~in da voice~ lol ryan gettin smart wit mah mom! "OoOO hes go lucky hes drunk!" buyin lynchie n *n*e*o da beer! "WE STAYED AT DA BEST WESTERN!" hahhahhahahahahahh We ArE nOt ChIcKeNs! MaH pOpCoRn! haha muahh gurlie
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