gurl omg! haha we gots 2 many insyde jokes fo real gurl! u gonna b mah support squad! haha mah cheerleada! "screw em when ya can" lol i dont even memba wut dat was bout gurl! lol SuM gUyS nEeD hElP fO sHoW! lol bad boys fo lyfe! PoUr SuM sUgA oN mE! our theme song! lol DAVE! lol who fuckin puts dere zip code in dere sn? lol "stephanie will u sneak outta ur house and ill come pick you up right now?" lmao yo horse teeth boi b one stupid mutha fucka! lol mah mama luvs u stephy! "mah mama luvs u too ambie" ima come campin witchyo fam! haha ima b wit da KOSZELAK'S! lol da finger picture! lol "i aint know which finger was da middle one cuz i was too drunk ta think!" lol ima bring da cam corder wit me when i go campin witchu! WAFFLE CONE HEAD aka what a freakin fuckin loser END corny obnoxious nigga END horses eat addictslike dandavis! lol DAN DAVIS! yo dat man was fucked up! lol HoRsE tEeTh BoI sUcKs BaLlS! lol COME ON MRS.K! lol da religion talks! Dj La ~N~ dA s MaN! ima miss da la man! U MAKE ME FEEL LYKE A NATURAL WOMAN! "i need a new friend yo..." "ill b yo new friend" hahah FAS aka friends r sluts! fo real yo they b sluts! lol u gonna b da next miss america! "no i wont...ill jes win da miss congeniality award...no wait maybe i will win n ull win da congeniality award" "haha i wont get dat award...they kick me outta dere!" lol whens da nice gurl comin over! WaItIn Fo ToNiTe! OoOoO! MC1 n MC2. MoVe BiTcH gEt OuT dA wAy GeT oUt Da WaY bItCh GeT oUt Da WaY! haha mah doofy thang: he'll b one a dose guys dat freakin turns out ta b fuckin gorgeous wit lotsa money livin in pittsford married ta a barbie doll wit 3 children runnin round nakey! ages rangin from 3-16 months! he even got da white house wit da swing in da front yard wit da white picket fence...inground pool...everything! kids names: david jr (a course wink wink) robert aka BOB, n shelly...wifes name: mary ellen! da family will even have da dog named sport n doofy will b smokin a blunt in his study! "daddy wur r u doin" LMAO yo dat was funny gurl! mad memos! i luv bein yo friend! lol "yo steph ima steal yo man!"..."u best not steal mah man!" TIMMAY ~in da timmy voice from south park~ hahah OH JOY!!! ~in da stimpy voice from ren n stimpy~ hahahhahha MWAHAHAHAHh build me up buttercup by da temptations! aint nuttin betta den da temptations! hahah "how long u been goin out wit him now?"..."bout 3 weeks...well mo lyke 2! lol" haha we so dorky! send me yo pics u bitch! lol CONNECT BITCH! "yoooo slut!"..."yooo bitch wuts up!" haha all our talks on da net! gotta love em! "christina aguilera is a bitch bc she gets ta dance wit redman n put her hands all ova him....not fair!"..."yeah u jealous!"..."damn straight shes a hoochie!" redman = yummie! haha mah tutor talks. "so dats why u get mono...so u can fuck yo tutors!"..."u know!" lol HOLLER! "i cant say holla bc i jes sound too weird sayin dat"..."no u wont! lol" ghetto hilton bitches! ahaa "me n tim were in mah garage makin out n when i came insyde we went downstairs ta da basement n mah belt was all crooked n mah hair was a mess n everyone was lyke WHOA STEPH WUT DID U DO!" haha u such a slut but damn steph ilu! haha "steph do a bow n arrow ryte now!"..."ryte now?"..."YES!" ~u do da bow n arrow wit no problem~.."steph u gonna b able ta get inta sum freaky positions!" LMAO do i make u laugh steph? hahahh dey shoulda put me in da dirrty video...i coulda shook dat video betta! "i need dat UHHH ta get me off sweat until mah clothes come off" "its bout tyme i came ta start da PARTY dancin gettin just a lil NAUGHTY lets get dirrty!" hahah i jes drank sum cranberry juice n made da weirdest face...it was lyke da sour/holy shit face! lol make me a doll NOWWWW! mmmmuuuaaahhhhhh hahahah gimme ashley's sn again i wanna im her n bitch her out! lol stephy u so mean now! wut have i done ta u? lol u used ta be so quiet n nice n now u jes a BITCH! hahah steph n amber = pimpettes! holla...i mean holler! hahahahahh "i seriously hate him! lyke i could kill da bastard hes a fuckhead!"..."noo his whole body is fucked!"..."especially his teeth"..."how the hell did he get best smile haha".."IDFK! HI MAH NAME IS TOMMY AND IMA FUCK HEAD! I TELL GIRLS DAT I LOVE DEM WHEN I REALLY DONT AND WHEN DEY CATCH ONTA MAH GAME I THINK DAT I PLAYED DEM BUT IN REALITY I DIDNT!"..."LOL"... "oh yeah and i have da ugliest teeth, body, name and car in da world" LOL "dude mah nail popped off today ahah so i got it fixed dat was mah exciting day WOWWWWW!"..."WOW DUDE!".."it was too much fo me ta handle" LMAO "send me ta yo syte u slut".."it aint up yet bitch! put mah page up on yo syte bitch!!!" lol STEPHY BABE RULES! "lemme see yo buhdunkadunk go bump bump bump!"..."BoOtIe DrOp!".."dats mah song!"..."no it aint bitch! its myne! wait wait we can share!"..."YAY SHARE TYME!" lol "im da one wit da bootie herre! u cant miss dis shit from space! dey b lookin down from space n b lyke OoOo dats amber matsumoto! ITS A NATIONAL MONUMENT!" LMAO "dey tell me dat i cant run in gym because mah ass gets in da way!"..."lol no steph!"..."YES!" lol "dont u lyke mah buhdunkadunk! damn dats a huge ass word! ASS LOL"..."we can b bootie sisters!" hahah "STEPH YOU GOTTA DL DIS SONG BY O-TOWN. ITS CALLED EVERY SIX SECONDS! SOOO SEXUAL!"..."i think i heard it befo! it goes sumthin lyke every six seconds mah body goes somethin something ryte?"..."uhh no! lol DAMNIT i jes listened ta da chorus n u ryte! lol"...."i know mah o-town!"..."jes because u sleep wit em dont mean u KNOW EM!" LMAO mah "doofy convo!" LMAO DoOfStEr6969! LMAO mah sn fo him! hahha dat convo was GREATTT! ahhahahah stephy ilu hun BNITGIWEUOKW haha but not in the gay i wanna eat you out kinda way! hahah dude that was fucking great! we have too much fun together. stephy what do you call a driveby in chinatown? CAPPACHINO! lmao HELLO PORKCHOP! coppers! ahahah "ryan...uhh yeah thats his name RYAN! wait i cant believe i just forgot his name!" mom: "ohhh u in trouble!" lol "i heard people walkin outside my door or my window last night and i was freakin out bc i thought they were gonna try and get in but dont worry i had 3 dogs in my room with me!"...."SHUT UP YOUR SCARIN ME!!" lmao "dude i cant walk"..."stephy ur drunk!"..."I AM NOT DRUNK...just a lil buzzed!"...mom: "steph if u cant walk...ur drunk!" ROTF! our talks at like 3 am bc we cant sleep even thou we're mad tired. "my mom is pyschic!"..."yeah she knows you drank tonight! haha"..."no not that kind of pyschic!...you know talkin to dead people pyschich...like john edwards!"..."OHHH!!!" hahahahhahah "half crazy...this is such a tim song!"..."ik I JUST WANT MY FRIEND BACK!" *steph that was part of the words jes so u know hahah* wanita and chip forever! THE RING!!!!!!! "omg i love that movie but its sooooooooo scary!"..."dude i know!!!!!" lol mikey to me: "what you cant sleep with your gf now?" LMAO "steph wheres the pizza? is there ne pizza left?"..."yeah mikey its in the cupboard look in the cupboard!" dude AND HE LOOKED! lmao "ambs is that lucas wicks?"..."yeah!!!" lucas: "hey dont i know you?"...steph:"yeahhhh but how do you know me?"...."you went to kearney!"....me: "steph u just asked me IS THAT LUCAS WICKS?"...steph: "SHUT UP AMBER I DONT WANT HIM TO KNOW THAT I KNOW ITS HIM!" ROTFLMAO OUR SECRET SNS! hahah we're so sneaky! "okay ill puke now then"..."GO AHEAD!" lol u bitch! ryan: "everything would be good if you 2 made out!"....steph: "WHAT NO IM NOT ****!!!!!" hahahhahhah you guys sucked for giving me a major wedgie last night! that wasnt cool teamin up on me like that! stephy i thought i could trust you! lol jk hunni i know i can! u 2 ryan: "awww do you have a lil crush on ludacris?"...ryan: "WHAT NAH DUDE IM STRAIGHT!"...me: "BUT YOU TALK ABOUT HIM LIKE YOU WOULD FUCK HIM!"...ryan: "okay you guys think what you want!" LOL me puttin my finger in ryans butt outside of his clothes and him getting all mad! hahahah "amber your such a fag!"..."but im not a guy how can i be a fag ryan?"..."you just fingered my asshole!"..."but you didnt complain!"..."BULLSHIT! your so dead later!"..."ryan shes not a fag!"..."thank you steph!"..."no but shes a dyke!"..."ryan shes not ****!" LMAO STEPH THAT WAS AWESOME! eatin funyuns and drinkin mountain dew at 9 am! breakfast of champions! lol mikes hard lemonade and munchies! hahaha listenin to britney in the car even thou mom hates her! wavin the tampons out the car window! lol the guy at kwik fill! "DUDE HES BLOWIN ME KISSES!"..."awww he likes you!" lol makin fun of the black people at the movie theater when they were sitting right behind us! EXSPONGED! ryan: "can i sit in the middle!" hahah me talkin about the chinese lady that thought wouldnt let me in to see the movie! the girl that was checkin my dad out at the store! lol "oops i did it again!"..."is that the song where she does that move with her hands on heart and she moves her hand back and forth?"..."DUH STEPH!" lol me tellin denny that i got you fucked up! sean with the "take gooooooood pics!" lmao the pic of us chokin eachother...that was priceless! "omg steph i cant see thru ur glasses!" readin all those racist jokes! hahah "what do you say to a black jew? GET TO THE BACK OF THE OVEN!" LMAO those jokes were terrible! hahah the picture of baby moses ROTFLMAO FITY CENT! MR DODGE WITH THE "its a tribute to fity cent....u know the rapper guy!" LMAO i cant believe he said that steph hahah PYSCHO MICHAEL! "stephy i swear after i smoke my cigg...we'll go to bed!" ahhah your dad: "steph i know stuff that you've done that you havent even told me!"..,"yeah sure dad whatever!" LMAO "steph i just cant hear your mom swearing!"..."IK BUT SHE DOES!" hahahah my mom saying HOLLA or NIGGA! lmao pass the cavoursiver! or however you spell it! hahah "GIRL MURDERED IN GREECE RIDGE BY BLACK COUPLE!!!!" now that woulda made MY ROCHESTER TODAY HEADLINES steph hahahhaha "MOVIE TICKET $7...POPCORN $5....LARGE PEPSI $6.....GETTING SHOT BY BLACK PPL BECAUSE OF RACIAL COMMENTS MADE DURING THE MOVIE (IN GREECE) PRICELESS....THERE ARE SOMETHINGS MONEY CANT BUY FOR EVERYTHING ELSE THERES BIG MOUTHS"...now thats priceless its not mastercard its MASTA-CARD! i talk niggerish lol I could drive a Volvo through your vulva! FAG-MIESTER hahaha my new word stephy! "he couldnt live without knowin what was goin on in my life cuz he lovessss me sooooo much!" RACOS MODERN LIFEEEEEEEE lol "dude is that on right now?"...."haha idk i was just thinkin of something that rhymed with taco!" lol TaCo & RaCo lol "dude i put on my new glasses thinking that they actually might help enhance my vision....but they dont lol oh yeah thats right bc they dont have percription lenses in them" lmao "how about that one"..."OMG DUDE NO FUCKIN WAY!"..."LMAO WHY?"..." THATS THE SAME FUCKING PIC I USED WHEN I IMED MICHAEL ON MY SECRET SN!"..."HAHAH HOLY SHIT!"..."LMAO THIS IS WEIRD!" stephy does she look familar? rotflmao "dude im still typin to you when im signed off now thats freaky!"..."lol"..."see stephys name isnt on your list huh huh but see I HAVE SUPER POWERS!" lmao steph u kill me shes has the balls to be wearing a 2 piece outfit...its like the beast in that outfit...it just does not look right! lol "oh jesus here we go with the michael jackson and justin timberlake combined bitch" hahah deff talkin about corey clarke from american idol! i hate that bastard hahaha steph i have had a normal high school sweetheart....i was the cheerleader that dated a guy on the facutly staff lol and sometimes when i go out in like a sweater and skirt....i dont use shouler pads...i use maxi pads but i dont always use maxi pads i mean i dont always use always but i sometimes use always...i guess it depends but my maxi pads have wings so i feel so clean and fresh "DO YOU BELIEVE IN LIFE AFTER LOVE (AFTER LOVE AFTER LOVE)" gotta love cher! "STOP IT CHER"..."I CANT HELP IT MADONNA"..."thats your new name cher taco"..."okay madonna raco" PeAcE oUt SuCkA lol
stEfybABe11 31: thats my job in life get drunk and get prego HOLLER haha
aNgEl511513: you just wanna be like ******** lol stEfybABe11 31: haha NO im not a dirrty whore i keep it clean
aNgEl511513: its k ill get drunk n prego too...we'll be hilton whores together
stEfybABe11 31: we can be prego together!!! go to the breathing classes n everything!!
aNgEl511513: OMG WE'RE SOOOOOOOO HAVING BABIES TOGETHER lol
aNgEl511513: HIGH MAINTENCE MY ASS LOL
stEfybABe11 31: hahaha
aNgEl511513: HOW THE HELL CAN SHE BE HIGH MAINTENCE
aNgEl511513: I MEAN REALLY
aNgEl511513: HER TEETH ARE DISGUSTING
stEfybABe11 31: hahahahahahaha
stEfybABe11 31: dude if anyones high maintenance its this ass over here!
stEfybABe11 31: hahah
aNgEl511513: LOL
aNgEl511513: damn straight
stEfybABe11 31: haha
aNgEl511513: steph & ambs be da 1 n only high maintence bitches up in HERRE
stEfybABe11 31: hahaha
aNgEl511513: im all ready for american idol lol
stEfybABe11 31: OMG ME TOO I JES ATE 2 FREAKIN PIXIE STICKS
stEfybABe11 31: ahhhhh
stEfybABe11 31: haha
aNgEl511513: LMAO
aNgEl511513: u aint goin to bed lol
aNgEl511513: you'll be shakin lol
stEfybABe11 31: hahahah i kno!!
aNgEl511513: hhaha i wonder what it would be like if we ate pixie sticks before we had sex LMAO you think me or you would be shakin with our partner LOL
stEfybABe11 31: LMAO ID BE SHAKIN ALL FUCKING OVER
stEfybABe11 31: ahhhhhahaha
aNgEl511513: LOL
aNgEl511513: id be like "LETS GO AGAIN"
aNgEl511513: and hed be all outta breath
stEfybABe11 31: hahaha
aNgEl511513: he'd be like I CANT
stEfybABe11 31: HIT ME BABY ONE MORE TIME
aNgEl511513: LMAO
stEfybABe11 31: LMAO
aNgEl511513: id tell him YOUR GOING NOW jump on his pinga and be like ima ride u cowboy hahah (but see i already have the hat on so ya lol)
stEfybABe11 31: LMAOOOOOOO
aNgEl511513: simon is so mean
aNgEl511513: can u imagine being married to him
aNgEl511513: GOD lol
stEfybABe11 31: hahaha
aNgEl511513: haha how about rude jude from jenny jones
aNgEl511513: MINGUA i would hate to fight with that gringo
aNgEl511513: hed be like GO LOOSE SUM WEIGHT U FAT BITCH
aNgEl511513: then we have make up sex (with the cowboy hat of course) and hed be like baby im so sorry and id be like IMA RIDE U AGAIN BABY
aNgEl511513: hahah
stEfybABe11 31: LMAOOOOOOOO
aNgEl511513: haahahh
aNgEl511513: OH SHIT IM AN ALERT FOR THE POLICE NOW
aNgEl511513: HOLLER
aNgEl511513: the AMBER ALERT
aNgEl511513: yeahh its for missing children
aNgEl511513: see THEY NEED ME IN THE WORLD STEPH lol
stEfybABe11 31: hahahahaha
stEfybABe11 31: DUDE I HAVE THE BIGGEST WEDGIE
stEfybABe11 31: ahhhhhhh
stEfybABe11 31: ahahah
aNgEl511513: LMAO
aNgEl511513: i have a perma wedgie...THONGS BABY THONGS
stEfybABe11 31: LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
aNgEl511513: ooo BEN AFLICK
aNgEl511513: dare devil...okay seriously that looks freakin gay
aNgEl511513: the only way i would go see that shit is bc ben is in it
aNgEl511513: and I CANT BELIEVE HES MARRYING J LO
aNgEl511513: i mean come on I HAVE MORE ASS FOR HIM than she has to offer
aNgEl511513: i can pretend im puerto rican
aNgEl511513: i swear
aNgEl511513: ill just tan a whole lot....learn the cha cha and im all set
aNgEl511513: i think im gonna name my ass after j lo
aNgEl511513: and my boobs....yeah they're called the twins lol
aNgEl511513: the guys love my twins and j lo
aNgEl511513: LMAO GET IT OFF OR ELSE YOU'LL HAVE CLASSIC CASE OF FOOT IN ASS LOL
stEfybABe11 31: hahahahaha
aNgEl511513: ima say that to my boyfriend if he wont take off his clothes to have sex with me lol
stEfybABe11 31: hahahaha
aNgEl511513: ya think it'll work?
stEfybABe11 31: DEF
stEfybABe11 31: haah
aNgEl511513: kk
aNgEl511513: just had to make sure
stEfybABe11 31: LMAO GREEN PAPRICA
aNgEl511513: what do i mean here lol
aNgEl511513: ORAGANO
stEfybABe11 31: haha
stEfybABe11 31: lmao
aNgEl511513: i love that lol
stEfybABe11 31: haha me too
stEfybABe11 31: OMG I SO WANNA INHALE A TWINKIE
stEfybABe11 31: MABYE ID GET HIGH
stEfybABe11 31: HAHAHAH
aNgEl511513: PROLLY lol
aNgEl511513: we'll inhale twinkies when we're prego
stEfybABe11 31: LMAO
aNgEl511513: simon aka bond...james bond ~english accent~
stEfybABe11 31: DWB..DRIVING WHILE BLACK
aNgEl511513: dude when im in college im gonna get a boob job lol
aNgEl511513: and then ill be sure to win all the wet t-shirt contests
stEfybABe11 31: hahahaha
aNgEl511513: we'll get boob jobs together lol
aNgEl511513: you have to thou...your gonna be a dancer
aNgEl511513: so you gott ahave big chi-chis
aNgEl511513: lol
stEfybABe11 31: LMAO
stEfybABe11 31: def!
aNgEl511513: deff lol
aNgEl511513: HE WAS NICE
aNgEl511513: HOLY SHIT
aNgEl511513: i think i just crapped myself
stEfybABe11 31: HAHAHA
aNgEl511513: ROTFLMAO
aNgEl511513: we'll be on the show next year
aNgEl511513: dont you worry
stEfybABe11 31: ahaha
stEfybABe11 31: i jes wanna make them pissed off by singin shittty!!!
stEfybABe11 31: hahaha
stEfybABe11 31: we should do a duet!!
aNgEl511513: LMAO
stEfybABe11 31: hahaha
aNgEl511513: we will
aNgEl511513: we'll go on there dressed in our dancing outfits
aNgEl511513: lol
aNgEl511513: and im not talkin club outfits
stEfybABe11 31: LMAO
aNgEl511513: hahah
stEfybABe11 31: u mean our birthday suits;-)
stEfybABe11 31: hahaahaha
stEfybABe11 31: WED SO WIN
aNgEl511513: hahahaha
stEfybABe11 31: HAHA
aNgEl511513: I KNOW
stEfybABe11 31: hahaha ahh this is great
aNgEl511513: and we'll talk with lil girls voice
stEfybABe11 31: hahaha
aNgEl511513: SIMON COME ON GIVE US ANOTHER CHANCE
stEfybABe11 31: we'll sing HAPPPYYY BIRRTHHDAYYY MR. SIMONNNN HAPPY BIRRTHDAYY TOO YOUUUU
stEfybABe11 31: hahaha
aNgEl511513: and when they say NO to us we'll be like well we know we can sing....island deff jam records wanted to sign us
aNgEl511513: CHARM U RULE LOL
stEfybABe11 31: hahahahha
aNgEl511513: THERE WAS 6 OF U IN THERE LOL
stEfybABe11 31: LMAO
aNgEl511513: honestly ~charms voice~
stEfybABe11 31: LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
stEfybABe11 31: MY MOM JES YELLS IM TRYIN OUT NEXT
stEfybABe11 31: LMAO
aNgEl511513: GO MRS K IM BEHIND U 100%
aNgEl511513: SHEEP SINGING
stEfybABe11 31: TARZAN
aNgEl511513: THE KING
stEfybABe11 31: DUDE THIS IS BETTER THAN SEX
stEfybABe11 31: hahaha BBUT HOW WOULD I KNOW
aNgEl511513: LOL
stEfybABe11 31: haha yea
aNgEl511513: this IS better than SEX
aNgEl511513: MULLET CHECK lol
stEfybABe11 31: HAHAHAHA
aNgEl511513: "the truth remains your gone..."..."oh god and so are you"
stEfybABe11 31: LMAOOOO
aNgEl511513: i would be so mean if i was a judge
aNgEl511513: id be a female simon
stEfybABe11 31: haha i kno
aNgEl511513: u see the fat girl
aNgEl511513: that'll be me
stEfybABe11 31: hahaha
aNgEl511513: WHY UP HIGH IN THE CHERRY TREE
stEfybABe11 31: shutup!
aNgEl511513: ~SQUEAK~
stEfybABe11 31: LMAO
aNgEl511513: my brother even likes this shit
stEfybABe11 31: haha
aNgEl511513: he just came down here he goes AMBER DID YOU SEE THE MIDGET
stEfybABe11 31: its great
aNgEl511513: look that chinese guy was phill from THIALAND
aNgEl511513: lol
stEfybABe11 31: LMAOOOOOOOOO
stEfybABe11 31: i love phil
stEfybABe11 31: hahaha
aNgEl511513: who doesnt
aNgEl511513: WAR HUH WHAT IS IT GOOD FOR
stEfybABe11 31: ABSOLUTLEY NOTHIN
stEfybABe11 31: hahaha
aNgEl511513: i beg ta diffa
stEfybABe11 31: I BEG TO DIFFA BITCH
stEfybABe11 31: LMAO
aNgEl511513: LMAO
aNgEl511513: hahah
stEfybABe11 31: haha wow we think alike
aNgEl511513: STOP IT STEPH lol
stEfybABe11 31: hahaha UR SCURRING ME DAMNIT
stEfybABe11 31: LMFAO HOLLER TO THE DOLLAR CUZ IMA GO TO THE MALLER AND GET ME A BALLER
aNgEl511513: LMAO
aNgEl511513: SHYEA hahah
stEfybABe11 31: now whose the shit
stEfybABe11 31: haha
stEfybABe11 31: MEEEEEEE
aNgEl511513: hahaha
stEfybABe11 31: i am so the shitness its un shitable
stEfybABe11 31: hahaha
stEfybABe11 31: wow SHUTUP STEPHANIE
aNgEl511513: UNSHITABLE LMAO
stEfybABe11 31: hhahah
stEfybABe11 31: I AM UNSHITABLE
stEfybABe11 31: MY NEW FUCKING WORD
stEfybABe11 31: hahaha
stEfybABe11 31: U AINT GOT SHIT ON THIS UNSHITABLE BIOTCH
aNgEl511513: LMAO
aNgEl511513: cuz TACO BELL RIPS YOU OFF
stEfybABe11 31: maybeeeeeee they were poisoned
stEfybABe11 31: hahaha
aNgEl511513: but they were still good'
aNgEl511513: dude if i get food poisoning im suing taco bell and turning it into AMBS TACO BELL ONLY
stEfybABe11 31: LOL well thats good
aNgEl511513: but it'll be open 24 hours
aNgEl511513: but only AUTHORIZED PEOPLE CAN GET IN
stEfybABe11 31: LMAO
stEfybABe11 31: which is me and the ozzbournes only
stEfybABe11 31: hahaha
aNgEl511513: haha
aNgEl511513: and ryan's buddies
stEfybABe11 31: haha yea them too
aNgEl511513: of course
aNgEl511513: eventually ill turn it back into raco bell
stEfybABe11 31: LOL
aNgEl511513: taco lol
stEfybABe11 31: NO TROLLS OR MIDGETS
stEfybABe11 31: hahaha
stEfybABe11 31: RACO BELL
aNgEl511513: ahahah
stEfybABe11 31: ahaha
aNgEl511513: the only way trolls or midgets would work there was if they were doing HARD LABOR
aNgEl511513: i cant handle the whole shortness thing
aNgEl511513: they would have to have stools and everything in order to see over the counter
aNgEl511513: and honestly im not willing to put that much money into them
stEfybABe11 31: hahahaha
stEfybABe11 31: i was thinkin how we could do a french one like whats a drive by shooting in france.....a frappacino or somethin BUT IT WONT WORK
stEfybABe11 31: hahahahaha
aNgEl511513: LMAO
aNgEl511513: DUDE im telling my dad
aNgEl511513: Where are you most likely to be?
At Taco Bell
At a friends house
In a car
aNgEl511513: LMAO
stEfybABe11 31: LMAO
aNgEl511513: i so chose TACO BELL
aNgEl511513: Stuff to do at Garage Sales to really piss people off.
aNgEl511513: 1. Demand to see something that's not out for sale. When they go to look for it, leave.
2. Ask for a 90% reduction in the marked price.
stEfybABe11 31: haha o god
stEfybABe11 31: LMAAO
aNgEl511513: 4. Spend a lot of time picking up, fondling and walking around with a bunch of stuff. When you get their hopes high enough, put it all back and leave.
aNgEl511513: 5. When not observed, switch or remove the price tags
aNgEl511513: 7. When you see a sale, drive ever so slowly by. Go up the block, turn around and drive sloowwllyy by again. Repeat a dozen times.
stEfybABe11 31: ahahaha
stEfybABe11 31: we need to do this this summer aha
aNgEl511513: 8. Ask for food and drink.
9. Act like your lost. Ask for directions. Pretend you don't understand. Leave cursing.
10. Pass 2 or 3 hours in inane conversation. Leave without making a purchase.
11. Walk all over in their neighbor's yards. Peek at the sale through the shrubbery. Ring the neighbor's doorbells. Ask "Where's the garage sale?"
12. Pretend like you're going to buy a lot of valuable or fragile items. Make them wrap them very carefully. After this say "I've changed my mind" and leave.
aNgEl511513: we're so doing that this summer
aNgEl511513: 8) Crack open your briefcase or bag, look inside and ask "Got enough air in there?" do that when your bored in an elevator
stEfybABe11 31: LMAO
aNgEl511513: it'll fuck people up
aNgEl511513: ill be like im sorry i was worried about my midget
stEfybABe11 31: haha thats my grandpa bitch
stEfybABe11 31: LMAO
stEfybABe11 31: dude im gonna see wat my eyes are now LOL
aNgEl511513: he may be your grandpa but thats my sugar daddy
stEfybABe11 31: its gonna be like SEX or somethin
stEfybABe11 31: ahhahah
stEfybABe11 31: LMAO EW
aNgEl511513: hahah
aNgEl511513: he knows how to hit it
aNgEl511513: front to back and hes slippin n slidin and he CANT GET UP
aNgEl511513: hahahahah
stEfybABe11 31: LMAO
aNgEl511513: i couldnt laugh bc they were sweet ya know but when i saw the one drool i was like holy fuck THEY DO EXSIST
stEfybABe11 31: LMAO
aNgEl511513 (9:14:52 PM): GOD DAMNIT YOU PIECE OF FUCKING SHIT BASTARD YOU WILL OPEN STEPHYS FUCKING CONVO RIGHT FUCKING NOW SO I CAN FUCKIN SAVE IT TO MY FUCKING SITE OTHERWISE IM GOING TO GIVE YOU A FUCKING VIRUS SO YOU NEVER FUCKING WORK AGAIN
aNgEl511513 (9:14:59 PM): okay i feel better now
stEfybABe11 31 (9:15:05 PM): LMAOOOOOOO
aNgEl511513 (9:19:24 PM): oops my bad it did all save LOL
stEfybABe11 31 (9:19:38 PM): hahahaa
stEfybABe11 31 (9:19:42 PM): RETARD
Auto response from aNgEl511513 (9:19:44 PM): brb my mom wants me
stEfybABe11 31 (9:19:48 PM): U BOCES
stEfybABe11 31 (9:19:54 PM): jesus mom cant u give amber a break
stEfybABe11 31 (9:20:01 PM): i mean were havin an important convo
stEfybABe11 31 (9:20:13 PM): about wait wat are wer talking about hahaha
stEfybABe11 31 (9:20:22 PM): at least its not mikey this time
stEfybABe11 31 (9:20:23 PM): haha
stEfybABe11 31 (9:20:27 PM): but i love u mommy!!!
stEfybABe11 31 (9:22:47 PM): oioooookk OOO WHERE O WHERE HAS MY AMBER GONE O WHERE O WHERE CAN SHE BE
stEfybABe11 31 (9:23:02 PM): JESUS CHRIST U GOT ME SINGING NURSERY RHYMES DAMNIT
stEfybABe11 31 (9:23:10 PM): FUCK SHIT DAMNIT SHIT FUCK
stEfybABe11 31 (9:23:16 PM): DAMN TERRETS AGAIN
stEfybABe11 31 (9:23:17 PM): LMAO
aNgEl511513 (9:24:26 PM): LMAO JESUS CALM DOWN lol
stEfybABe11 31 (9:24:43 PM): HAHAHA
aNgEl511513 (9:26:24 PM): PIECE OF SHIT
stEfybABe11 31 (9:26:25 PM): JUST LEAVE ME
stEfybABe11 31 (9:26:26 PM): LMAO
aNgEl511513: this is INSANE
aNgEl511513: steph we should go to MCC together
stEfybABe11 31: LMAO I KNO
stEfybABe11 31: HAHA NO WAY
aNgEl511513: YES WAY
stEfybABe11 31: NYU ALL THE WAY
aNgEl511513: we can take classes withy our mom
stEfybABe11 31: DUDE MY MOTHER GOES THEHRe
stEfybABe11 31: hahaha
aNgEl511513: haha IK
stEfybABe11 31: haha not good!!!!
aNgEl511513: yes it is lol
aNgEl511513: we'll get rides lol
stEfybABe11 31: ill be like ma i jes got knocked up n like tell her all my college stories
aNgEl511513: LMAO
stEfybABe11 31: LMAO ILL DRIVE U DIPSHIT
aNgEl511513: yeah and we'll die on our way to class one morning
stEfybABe11 31: LMAO SHUTUP
stEfybABe11 31: I DRIVE EVERYWHERE NNOW AMBS:-D
aNgEl511513: "this morning 2 girls amber matsumoto and stephanie koszelak were killed on 390 at approximately 7:45 am. word has it stephanie was going 20 miles an hour and a truck hit them at full speed. both girls were pronouced dead by the time they reached the hospital"
aNgEl511513: HHAHHHAHAH
aNgEl511513: on our tombstones it'll say "SLUT SISTERS FOR LIFE"
aNgEl511513: and we'll be burried right next to eachother at HOLY SEPLACURE
aNgEl511513: right near our old houses
aNgEl511513: OKAY OR ELSE YOU COULD JUST IGNORE WHAT IM SAYING HERE
stEfybABe11 31: LMAO
aNgEl511513: you know i dont like it when im ignored lol
stEfybABe11 31: hahahaha i was reading it u dumbass
stEfybABe11 31: haha but im goin to bed i love u gurlie BNITGIWEUOKW
aNgEl511513: hahah u were doing 20 miles an hour HAHHAHAHAH
aNgEl511513: STEPH
aNgEl511513: you have a sexy thing about you
aNgEl511513: your just sexy
aNgEl511513: DEAD SEXY
stEfybABe11 31: I KNO DONT I
stEfybABe11 31: HAHAH
stEfybABe11 31: MAKES U WANNA MAKE OUT
stEfybABe11 31: LMAO
aNgEl511513: LMAO
aNgEl511513: ONLY WITH YOU STEPH
stEfybABe11 31: LMAO
aNgEl511513: damn straight lol
aNgEl511513: this is how this bitch is
aNgEl511513: YOU CALL ME BITCH
stEfybABe11 31: LMAO
stEfybABe11 31: FUCK SHIT DAMNIT FUCKER
aNgEl511513: hahahhaha
aNgEl511513: ANGER MANAGEMENT
stEfybABe11 31: YESSSSSSSSS
aNgEl511513: what the hell is he smoking
aNgEl511513: is milf dealin him drugs?
stEfybABe11 31: HAHA YEA I THINK SO
aNgEl511513: me too
stEfybABe11 31: HE SMOKES A POT A DAY LMAO REMEMBER THAT
aNgEl511513: hahahaahah im membering
aNgEl511513: crack open a cold one steph!
stEfybABe11 31: LMAOOOO
stEfybABe11 31: hahahha
aNgEl511513: if i had a cold one right now i would crack it
aNgEl511513: but unfortuantely I DONT HAVE NE POP!
aNgEl511513: hahahahh
stEfybABe11 31: ME FUCKING TOO
stEfybABe11 31: HAHAHAH
stEfybABe11 31: actualy i have sum good stuff in the fridge next to me but yea i dont thikn my parents would enjoy a drunkard in their house
stEfybABe11 31: LOL
aNgEl511513: what did you think i was talkin about beer
aNgEl511513: no drunk stephy at her house
aNgEl511513: only at amby's where we can having pissing fests
stEfybABe11 31: LMAO OOK AMBS
aNgEl511513: HERCULES HERCULES
stEfybABe11 31: hahahaha
stEfybABe11 31: LMAO
aNgEl511513: listen to those notes
stEfybABe11 31: tell mommy i love her!!
stEfybABe11 31: and wat the hell tell mikey too
stEfybABe11 31: LMAO
stEfybABe11 31: and tell daddy that i hate the french too
stEfybABe11 31: hahaha
aNgEl511513: STEPH
stEfybABe11 31: WAT
aNgEl511513: LMAO mom just goes to me will you please let me look at your graphic arts book and im like no and she burps real loud and goes please
aNgEl511513: HAHAHH
stEfybABe11 31: LMAO
aNgEl511513: he got higher than a man getting anally raped
