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LMAO funniest pic ever steph!!!!!!!!!! LMAO

stEfybABe11 31: im so mean
stEfybABe11 31: haha
aNgEl511513: hhaha
aNgEl511513: im rubbing off on u
stEfybABe11 31: dude he has a girlfriend
stEfybABe11 31: haha ikno
aNgEl511513: ahahh
aNgEl511513: go steph go steph lol
stEfybABe11 31: hahah a "girlfriend"
stEfybABe11 31: haha woop woop
aNgEl511513: hahah
stEfybABe11 31: hows the mommy doin over there?
aNgEl511513: YOUR GONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
aNgEl511513: shes good
stEfybABe11 31: haha
aNgEl511513: she got up today but shes in pain
stEfybABe11 31: aww
aNgEl511513: uh huh
stEfybABe11 31: well i hope she gets better!!
aNgEl511513: me too lol
stEfybABe11 31: hey i added our convos to a new page in my subpf:-D
aNgEl511513: hahahah
aNgEl511513: YAY
aNgEl511513: dude read this joke
stEfybABe11 31: haha its like alll our convos
stEfybABe11 31: kk
aNgEl511513:
Osama bin Laden and one of his followers were riding on a camel when they stopped at a small town. Bin Laden gets off the camel and lifts up its tail and looks at the camel's butt, just then a guy comes over and says, "What are you doing?"

Osama replies, "About 2 miles back I heard someone say, 'Hey, look at the two assholes on that camel.'"

stEfybABe11 31: LMAO
stEfybABe11 31: hahahaha
aNgEl511513: lol

stEfybABe11 31: thats great
stEfybABe11 31: lol
aNgEl511513:
Why doesn't Osama bin Laden have sex with his five wives?

Because every time he spreads their legs he sees Bush.

stEfybABe11 31: hahahaha
stEfybABe11 31: ahhh
aNgEl511513: lol
aNgEl511513: hold on im readin more
stEfybABe11 31: haha kk
aNgEl511513:
Do you know how we can get Osama bin Laden?

Lace a bunch of Watchtower magazines with anthrax and send the Jehovah Witnesses in after him. Those people can find anybody!

aNgEl511513: LMAO
stEfybABe11 31: LMFAO
stEfybABe11 31: ahhhahaha
aNgEl511513: ya like em lol
stEfybABe11 31: yea!
stEfybABe11 31: haha where u gettin them?
aNgEl511513: hahhahah
aNgEl511513: idk i get em in my email hahah
stEfybABe11 31: hahaha
stEfybABe11 31: dude u better watch out osamas gon getchya!!
stEfybABe11 31: hahah
aNgEl511513: Oooo
aNgEl511513: just bc he sees the ass doesnt mean hes gonna get me
stEfybABe11 31: hahaha
aNgEl511513: :-)
stEfybABe11 31: ewww i wonder if he has banged any chicks
stEfybABe11 31: haha
stEfybABe11 31: nasssty
aNgEl511513: prolly not
aNgEl511513: and if he did....umm yeah i dont wanna see what his kids look like
stEfybABe11 31: osama likes it doggy style
aNgEl511513: they prolly came out with hooves
stEfybABe11 31: hahaha
aNgEl511513: LMAO
stEfybABe11 31: LMAO
aNgEl511513: he hits it from behind
stEfybABe11 31: hahahaha
aNgEl511513: him and britney
aNgEl511513: lol
aNgEl511513: shes singing hit me baby one more time
stEfybABe11 31: the chicks be screamin cmon n hit it osama
aNgEl511513: and hes umm yeah
stEfybABe11 31: hahaha
aNgEl511513: i forgot lol
stEfybABe11 31: haha
aNgEl511513: :-)
aNgEl511513: hold on im gonna find more jokes lol
stEfybABe11 31:
haha kk
aNgEl511513 wants to directly connect.
aNgEl511513 cancels request; no connection was made.
aNgEl511513:
connect bitch
StEfYbAbE11 31 wants to directly connect.
StEfYbAbE11 31 is now directly connected.
aNgEl511513:
Things to do while waiting for AOL to connect

1.Your taxes
2.Complete your BA degree
3.Watch your hair grow
4.Finally clean your keyboard
5.Count the tiles on the ceiling 200 times
6.Think about commercials you saw during the Super Bowl
7.Scribble I HAVE NO LIFE on a notepad
8.Read War and Peace, and write a book report on it
9.Contemplate the meaning of a General Protection Fault
10.Watch your AOL stocks decrease in value
11.Become mezmerized by your screen saver
12.Organize your desk

13.Spend "Quality Time" with your hard drive
14.Plan secret mission involving AOL headquarters and several rolls of toilet paper
15.Try to remember the words to the pledge of allegiance
16.Listen to the radio
17.Contemplate the meaning of the word "unlimited"
18.Clip your toenails

aNgEl511513: ok those sucked
aNgEl511513: i need new jokes lol
StEfYbAbE11 31: haha yea
StEfYbAbE11 31: lololo
aNgEl511513: i think it sucks bc we dont have AOL lol
StEfYbAbE11 31: well i gotta go gurlie leave me sum!
aNgEl511513: just AIM
aNgEl511513: ill leave u jokes lol
StEfYbAbE11 31: haha i kno
StEfYbAbE11 31: kk lol luvyas bbl
aNgEl511513: luvyas too
aNgEl511513: DONT CLOSE THIS OUT lol
aNgEl511513: i might have to send u sum long ones lol

Auto response from StEfYbAbE11 31: upstairs for a lil! leave me sum:-)


aNgEl511513: STEPHY BABY U RULE
aNgEl511513: Not a Hallmark

These are cards you'll most likely never see on a Hallmark...

"Looking back over the years that we've been together, I can't help but wonder:...
What was I thinking?"

"Congratulations on your wedding day!....
Too bad no one likes your wife."

"How could two people as beautiful as you....
have such an ugly baby?"

"I've always wanted to have someone to hold, someone to love....
After having met you, I've changed my mind."

"I must admit, you brought Religion in my life....
I never believed in Hell until I met you."

"As the days go by, I think of how lucky I am....
that you're not here to ruin it for me."

"As you grow older, Mum, I think of all the gifts you've given me.
Like the need for therapy..."

"Thanks for being a part of my life!!!....
I never knew what evil was before this!"

"Before you go,....
I would like you to take this knife out of my back. You'll probably need it again."

"Someday I hope to get married....
but not to you."

"You look great for your age....
Almost Lifelike!"

"When we were together, you always said you'd die for me....
Now that we've broken up, I think it's time you kept your promise."

"I knew the day would come when you would leave me for my best friend....
So here's his leash, water bowl and chew toys."

"We have been friends for a very long time....
What do you say we call it quits?"

"I'm so miserable without you.... It's almost like you're here."

"Congratulations on your new bundle of joy....
Did you ever find out who the father was?"

"You are such a good friend that if we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life jacket....
I'd miss you heaps and think of you often."

"Your friends and I wanted to do something special for your birthday....
So we're having you put to sleep."

"Your kisses are sweet, your hugs are passionate....
But compared to your sister, they're only second rate."

aNgEl511513: Female Stages of Life

AGE DRINK

17 - Wine Coolers
25 - White wine
35 - Red wine
48 - Dom Perignon
66 - Shot of Jack with an Ensure chaser


EXCUSES FOR REFUSING DATES

17 - Need to wash my hair
25 - Need to wash and condition my hair
35 - Need to colour my hair
48 - Need to have Francois colour my hair
66 - Need to have Francois colour my wig


FAVORITE SPORT

17 - shopping
25 - shopping
35 - shopping
48 - shopping
66 - shopping


DEFINITION OF A SUCCESSFUL DATE

17 - "Burger King"
25 - "Free meal"
35 - "A diamond"
48 - "A bigger diamond"
66 - "Home Alone"


FAVORITE FANTASY

17 - tall, dark and handsome
25 - tall, dark and handsome with money
35 - tall, dark and handsome with money and a brain
48 - a man with hair
66 - a man


HOUSE PET

17 - Muffy the cat
25 - Unemployed boyfriend and Muffy the Cat
35 - German Shepherd and Muffy the Cat
48 - Children from his first marriage and Muffy the Cat
66 - Retired husband dabbles in taxidermy, stuffs Muff the Cat


WHAT'S THE IDEAL AGE TO GET MARRIED?

17 - 17
25 - 25
35 - 35
48 - 48
66 - 66


IDEAL DATE

17 - He offers to pay
25 - He pays
35 - He cooks breakfast the next morning
48 - He cooks breakfast the next morning for the kids
66 - He can chew his breakfast



aNgEl511513: Things that Sound Dirty in Football

1. The hole closed on him before he could penetrate it.

2. He came at his blind side and got him from behind.

3. He's off to the sidelines for a quick blow.

4. It's a game of inches.

5. That hole was so big, you could drive a truck through it.

6. When you get down in this area, you just gotta start pounding.

7. He's gonna feel that one tomorrow.

8. He found his tight end.

9. End around.

10. He had to stretch to get it in.

11. He gets penetration in the backfield.

12. He blows them off (at the line).

13. He bangs it in.

14. He could go all the way.

15. He gets it off just in time.

16. He goes deep.

17. He found a hole and slid through it.

18. He pounds it in.

19. He beats them off (the line).

20. He's got great hands.


aNgEl511513: LMAO STEPH this is an application to date my daughter joke LMAO http://www.loadsofjokes.com/joke.php?id= 58
aNgEl511513:

Olympic Condoms

A man is out shopping and discovers a new brand of Olympic condoms.

Clearly impressed, he buys a pack. Upon getting home he announces to his wife the purchase he just made.

"Olympic condoms?" she blurts. "What makes them so special?"

"There are three colors", he replies, "Gold, Silver and Bronze."

"What color are you going to wear tonight?" she asks cheekily.

"Gold of course," says the man proudly.

The wife responds, "Really, why don't you wear Silver, it would be nice if you came second for a change!"



aNgEl511513:

Code Word For Sex

A husband and wife decided they needed to use "code" to indicate that they wanted to have sex without letting their children in on it.
They decided on the word Typewriter.

One day the husband told his five year old daughter, "Go tell your mommy that daddy needs to type a letter".

The child told her mother what her dad said, and her mom responded, "Tell your daddy that he can't type a letter right now cause there is a red ribbon in the typewriter."
The child went back to tell her father what mommy said.

A few days later the mom told the daughter, "Tell daddy that he can type that letter now."

The child told her father, returned to her mother and announced, "Daddy said never mind with the typewriter, he already wrote the letter by hand."


StEfYbAbE11 31: LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Auto response from aNgEl511513: brb


StEfYbAbE11 31: hahaahahaha
aNgEl511513: haha
aNgEl511513: u like those
StEfYbAbE11 31: those are hysterical
aNgEl511513: ik
StEfYbAbE11 31: haha ima make a whole page for them!
aNgEl511513: LMAOOOOOOOOOOO
StEfYbAbE11 31: hey isnt star search on tonight??
StEfYbAbE11 31: haha
aNgEl511513: idk
aNgEl511513: is it lol
StEfYbAbE11 31: i think it is!! cuz i usually miss it cuz of ski club but we dont got it tonight
aNgEl511513: hahahah ok
StEfYbAbE11 31: :-D
aNgEl511513: I like your style
I like your class
but most of all i like your ass

aNgEl511513: Roses are red,
Violets are corny,
When i think of you
Ohh baby i get horny,
Eat me,
Beat me,
Bite me,

Blow me,
Suck me,
Fuck me,
Very slowly,
if you kiss me,
dont be sassy,
Use your tongue and make it nasty!!!!

aNgEl511513: The sky was dark
The moon was high
All alone
Just her and I

Her hair so soft
Her eyes so blue
I knew just what
She wanted to do

Her skin so soft
Her legs so fine
I ran my fingers
Down her spine

I didn't know how
But I tried my best
To place my hand
On her breasts

I remember my fear
My fast beating heart
But slowly she spread
Her legs apart

And when she did it
I felt no shame
All at once
The white stuff came

At last it's finished
It's all over now
My first time
Milking a cow!

StEfYbAbE11 31: LMFAO
StEfYbAbE11 31: haahhaha
aNgEl511513: I love zak
zak loves me
michael gave me H.I.V
So I kicked him in the balls
And stabbed him in the head
Now that mother fucker is dead

aNgEl511513: LMAO
aNgEl511513: i changed it to my ex boyfriends names
StEfYbAbE11 31: hahahaa
aNgEl511513: The sky is blue
The grass is green
The harder the fuck
The louder the scream
The louder the scream
The better the fuck
So give me a ring
And you might be in luck!

aNgEl511513: Men are like public toilets
Either occupied
Or full of shit!

StEfYbAbE11 31: hahahaha
aNgEl511513: Holy mother full of grace
Bless my boyfriend's gorgeous face
Bless his hair that tends to curl
Keep him safe from all the girls
Bless his arms that are so strong
Keep his hands where they belong
Bless his dick the one I sucked
Bless the bed in which we fucked
And if my mum happened to walk in
Bless the shit that we'd be in

aNgEl511513: THATS ALL U STEPH LOL
aNgEl511513: 2, 4, 6, 8
Feeling horny just can't wait
3, 5, 7, 9
I want your body next to mine
A, B, C, D
Come and lay on top of me
U, V, W, X
Call me when you feel like sex

StEfYbAbE11 31: LMAO
aNgEl511513: ahahaha i like em lol
StEfYbAbE11 31: OMG i am so making a whole page of these
StEfYbAbE11 31: hahaha
aNgEl511513: lol
aNgEl511513: OMG THIS IS SOOOOO MEAN
aNgEl511513: What's the difference between a Jew and a large Pizza?
The pizza doesn't scream when it's put in the oven

StEfYbAbE11 31: hahaha
StEfYbAbE11 31: OMG THATS SO MEAN
StEfYbAbE11 31: hahaha
aNgEl511513: thats so mean
aNgEl511513: lol

aNgEl511513: even i have to admit thats mean
StEfYbAbE11 31: omg yea it is
aNgEl511513: BUT IT WAS FUNNY
aNgEl511513: HAHAHAHHA
StEfYbAbE11 31: LMAO YES IT WAS
aNgEl511513: LMAO
aNgEl511513: Why don't Sharks eat Black folks?
They think it's whale shit

StEfYbAbE11 31: LMAO
StEfYbAbE11 31: omg thats mean
aNgEl511513: LMAO I KNOW
aNgEl511513: im on a rasict joke page
aNgEl511513: OOPSS lol
StEfYbAbE11 31: haha
aNgEl511513: What is the difference between a pizza and a black guy?
A pizza can feed a family of four

StEfYbAbE11 31: haha
StEfYbAbE11 31: omg ambs thats so mean
StEfYbAbE11 31: haha
aNgEl511513: I am not racist....I've got a color TV
aNgEl511513: HHAAHHAHAH
StEfYbAbE11 31: LMAO
StEfYbAbE11 31: thats so you
StEfYbAbE11 31: hahahaha
aNgEl511513: hahahahahah
aNgEl511513: What do you call two Black guys in the back of a pickup truck?
Mudflaps

aNgEl511513: lol
aNgEl511513: Why don't black guys like blowjobs?
Black guys don't like any jobs

aNgEl511513:
Why are black people good at basketball?
Cuz they can shoot, run, and steal

aNgEl511513: What is the difference between an Ethiopian and a pair of jeans?
A pair of jeans only has one fly on them

aNgEl511513: LMAO FASIKA LOL
aNgEl511513: What do you call a 100 black guys skydiving?
Night

StEfYbAbE11 31: haha
StEfYbAbE11 31: FASIKA
StEfYbAbE11 31: lmao
aNgEl511513: LMAO
aNgEl511513: i know its mean but i couldnt help myself
aNgEl511513: What do you call a black-man that stutters?
A co-coon

StEfYbAbE11 31: LMAO
aNgEl511513: haha i sent that to my friend megan
StEfYbAbE11 31: haha
StEfYbAbE11 31: lmao
aNgEl511513: bc her friend jed stutters LOL

aNgEl511513: i go thats all jed
aNgEl511513: and she was like LMAO K
aNgEl511513: ok idk why i just told you that lol but yeah lol
aNgEl511513: What do you call a black abortion center?
Crime-stoppers of America

aNgEl511513: lmao
StEfYbAbE11 31: lmAO
aNgEl511513: hahahahahahah
StEfYbAbE11 31: i love u ambs hahaha
aNgEl511513: FASIKA
aNgEl511513: i love you too steph
aNgEl511513: im saying FASIKA like u would in AFRICA
aNgEl511513: ya know how those people talk steph lol
StEfYbAbE11 31: HAHAH AYEA
StEfYbAbE11 31: hahaha
aNgEl511513: FFFFFAAASSSSSIKKKKKAAAAAAAAAA A
StEfYbAbE11 31: hahhahaha
StEfYbAbE11 31: omg im gonna pee my pantssss
StEfYbAbE11 31: ahahaha
aNgEl511513: AFRICA....tha motha country of FASIKA
aNgEl511513: LMAO OMG IF YOU PISSED YOURSELF I WOULD PISS MYSELF LMAO
StEfYbAbE11 31: hahaha
StEfYbAbE11 31: LMAOOOO
aNgEl511513: hahahha
aNgEl511513: we have wayyyyyyyyyyyy too much fun
StEfYbAbE11 31: ahhh shit
aNgEl511513: and we dont hang out lol
StEfYbAbE11 31: hahahaha omg i kno
aNgEl511513: whats up with that shit lol
StEfYbAbE11 31: haha i kno!!!
StEfYbAbE11 31: dude i dont kno but we need to
StEfYbAbE11 31: haha
StEfYbAbE11 31: MRS MONO
aNgEl511513: LMAO ik
StEfYbAbE11 31: hahaha
aNgEl511513: okay MRS HORSE TEETH
aNgEl511513: LMAO JK HUNNI
aNgEl511513: u dont have horse teeth
StEfYbAbE11 31: HAHAHAHA
aNgEl511513: just play along here
StEfYbAbE11 31: i kno:-)
StEfYbAbE11 31: hahaah
StEfYbAbE11 31: THANK GOD
aNgEl511513: DONT TAKE IT SERIOUSLY
StEfYbAbE11 31: i am
StEfYbAbE11 31: DUHHHHH
StEfYbAbE11 31: HAHA

aNgEl511513: JESUS CHRIST STEPH DONT TAKE IT FUCKING SERIOUSLY
aNgEl511513: OHHHH HEAVENLY FATHER FORGIVE ME FOR MY HARSH WORDS
aNgEl511513: HAIL MARY...
aNgEl511513: HAAAH
aNgEl511513: okay....ill just laugh with myself over here
StEfYbAbE11 31: HAHAHAHA
StEfYbAbE11 31: ambs i love you

StEfYbAbE11 31: haha
aNgEl511513: ~laughs at myself...crys lil and says~ "stephanie HATES me OH WHAT HAVE I DONE ~crys out~ OH STEPHANIE DARLING FORGIVE ME MY LOVE IM SORRY FOR WHAT I HAVE SAID WILL YOU TAKE ME BACK????????
aNgEl511513: ROTF
StEfYbAbE11 31: LMAO UR NUTS
StEfYbAbE11 31: hahahaha
aNgEl511513: hahah IK
aNgEl511513: crack kills
aNgEl511513: ~shakes~
StEfYbAbE11 31: hahaha
aNgEl511513: i need da crack man da crack
aNgEl511513: im just trying to get out of doing my ESPANOL
StEfYbAbE11 31: LMAO
aNgEl511513: i dont even understand this shit how the hell am i suppose to be able to read it if i dont know what they're talking about and they use WORDS IDK!!!
aNgEl511513: can someone explain that one to me
StEfYbAbE11 31: dude im adding all of this to my page as we speak hhaha
aNgEl511513: OH JESUS LoL
StEfYbAbE11 31: hahaha IM SRY AMBS
aNgEl511513: i think ill go add sum stuff too lol
StEfYbAbE11 31: hahaha yea u best
aNgEl511513: i am dont worry
aNgEl511513: ill make your own lil page JUST FOR OUR CONVOS lol
StEfYbAbE11 31: kk:-D
StEfYbAbE11 31: hahaha
StEfYbAbE11 31: yaya!!
aNgEl511513: everyone will go there and WONT GET IT lol
aNgEl511513: ahhh well they can suck my big fat black dildo that i have in my closet
StEfYbAbE11 31: LMAO OMG I LOVE IT
StEfYbAbE11 31: LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOo
aNgEl511513: yup i have a big black one
aNgEl511513: along with various other toys
aNgEl511513: MWAHAHAHAH
aNgEl511513: and im not talking play-skool toys either
aNgEl511513: LUSTY LIFE IS GREAT
aNgEl511513: you ever been in there?
StEfYbAbE11 31: haha NO
aNgEl511513: yeah me either
StEfYbAbE11 31: HAHAHAHA
aNgEl511513: we'll make a lil pit stop on the way to the blue cross arena lol
StEfYbAbE11 31: lmao yes we will
aNgEl511513: ill turn into cartman on south park and go to my mom HEY YOU BITCH STOP RIGHT THERE I NEED TO GO GET SUM TOYS
aNgEl511513: and she'll turn around and go NIGGA WHAT

aNgEl511513: hahahah
StEfYbAbE11 31: LMAO
aNgEl511513: dude you gotta hear my mom say HOLLA and NIGGA lol
aNgEl511513: omg you'll piss yourself
aNgEl511513: so i suggest bringing a change of clothes with you to the BLUE CROSS ARENA hahah
StEfYbAbE11 31: hahahahaha
StEfYbAbE11 31: OMG IM LIKE DYING
aNgEl511513: BREATH STEPH they said that in our breathing classes MEMBER
aNgEl511513: your not gonna be able to deliver the baby if you cant breath
aNgEl511513: come on we'll do it together....in and out in and out
StEfYbAbE11 31: LMAO
StEfYbAbE11 31: BREATHING HERE
aNgEl511513: m etoo
aNgEl511513: me too
StEfYbAbE11 31: =-O thats me blowin it out
StEfYbAbE11 31: HAHAHA
aNgEl511513: LMAO
StEfYbAbE11 31: lmao
aNgEl511513: and thats not all she blows boys and girls
StEfYbAbE11 31: HAHAHAHA
aNgEl511513: today on barney we're going to teach you how to blow lol
aNgEl511513: stephanie...can you please come here for the demonstration
aNgEl511513: ~steph walks up to barney~
StEfYbAbE11 31: LMAO NO BARNEY NO

aNgEl511513: pulls out his PURPLE HEADED YOGURT SLINGER and proceeds to BLOW lol
StEfYbAbE11 31: LMAO
aNgEl511513: you like that huh steph lol
StEfYbAbE11 31: hahaha dude stop b4 i die!!!!
aNgEl511513: "girl found dead at her computer"..."sources tell us that stephanie m. kozelak was found dead tonight at her computer desk from laughing too hard. she was engaged in a conversation with her bestest hilton buddy amber n. matsumoto and she collapsed from amber's jokes"
aNgEl511513: LMAO
StEfYbAbE11 31: hahahaha
aNgEl511513: HEHHEHEHHEEHHEHH lol
StEfYbAbE11 31: HAHA UR MADDDDDDDDD
aNgEl511513: hahaha
aNgEl511513: its hilton man
StEfYbAbE11 31: U WACKED CRACKHEAD BARNEY LOVER!!!
StEfYbAbE11 31: haha im so horrrribllee
StEfYbAbE11 31: ahahaha
aNgEl511513: LMAO
aNgEl511513: thats right i love barney
aNgEl511513: I LOVE YOU YOU LOVE ME WERE ONE HAPPY FUCKING FAMILY
StEfYbAbE11 31: HAHAHA
StEfYbAbE11 31: your gonna sing that to your kids!!!!
StEfYbAbE11 31: HAHA
aNgEl511513: damn straight lol
StEfYbAbE11 31: their first word...
StEfYbAbE11 31: fuck u mommy!!!
StEfYbAbE11 31: hahaha
StEfYbAbE11 31: well first phrase:-\
StEfYbAbE11 31: haha
aNgEl511513: LMAO
aNgEl511513: steph GET IT TOGETHER
aNgEl511513: haha
StEfYbAbE11 31: hahahaha
StEfYbAbE11 31: my kids first word....
StEfYbAbE11 31: (phrase)
aNgEl511513: o jesus

StEfYbAbE11 31: my daddys a dicksucking acura owner
StEfYbAbE11 31: hahahahahahaha
aNgEl511513: LMAO
StEfYbAbE11 31: no no no wait
StEfYbAbE11 31: HORSES
StEfYbAbE11 31: AHAHAHAHA
aNgEl511513: LMAO
StEfYbAbE11 31: no no no wait
StEfYbAbE11 31: HORSE TEETH
StEfYbAbE11 31: ok here it goes...
aNgEl511513: LMAO
StEfYbAbE11 31: my daddys a horse teeth dick sucking acura owning mommas boy who aint go shit on my mommy!!
StEfYbAbE11 31: hahahahahahaha
aNgEl511513: LMAO DAMN STRAIGHT
StEfYbAbE11 31: dude dont put this on ur page he'll kill me
StEfYbAbE11 31: hahahaha
aNgEl511513: LMAO NO ITS GOING
aNgEl511513: hahahahah
StEfYbAbE11 31: hahaha just some of it!!!
StEfYbAbE11 31: haha oo jesus this is crazy
aNgEl511513: LMAO
StEfYbAbE11 31: ONLY ONE PROBLEM
aNgEl511513: ??????????
StEfYbAbE11 31: HE AINT GONNA IMPREGNATE THIS BITCH
StEfYbAbE11 31: HAHAHAHA
aNgEl511513: LMAO
aNgEl511513: you'll have lil horses with your heads on it
aNgEl511513: LMAO
StEfYbAbE11 31: LMAO
aNgEl511513: hahahaaahhahah
StEfYbAbE11 31: OMG IM SOO DYING OVER HERE
aNgEl511513: ME TOO
StEfYbAbE11 31: hahahaha dude if u show this to ur mom shes gonna die laughing
StEfYbAbE11 31: hahahah
aNgEl511513: LMAO
aNgEl511513: ILL SHOW HER
StEfYbAbE11 31: LMAO U BETTER

aNgEl511513: im savin the whole damn thing lol
StEfYbAbE11 31: hahahaha
StEfYbAbE11 31: AND HERE HE IS HORSE TEETH BOY HIMSELF
StEfYbAbE11 31: HE HAS GRACED THE ONLINE WORLD WITH HIS PRESENCE
StEfYbAbE11 31: LMAO
aNgEl511513: OH JOY
StEfYbAbE11 31: WHOSE HE GOIN TO FUCK TONIGHT??
StEfYbAbE11 31: NO ONE KNOWS
StEfYbAbE11 31: HAHAHA
aNgEl511513: LMAO
aNgEl511513: how about another horse
StEfYbAbE11 31: oo maybe but i dont think theres anyother horses out there damn!
aNgEl511513: damnnnnnnnnnnnn
StEfYbAbE11 31: he'll jes have to screw himself ONCE AGAIN
StEfYbAbE11 31: hahahaha
aNgEl511513: his dick aint that big...i wont even go down past his balls
aNgEl511513: wait does he have balls?
StEfYbAbE11 31: hahaha NO CUZ I KNOCKED EM OUTTA THIS COUNTRY ALONG TIME AGO
aNgEl511513: ROTFLMAO
StEfYbAbE11 31: gym class really helps you hit a home run!
StEfYbAbE11 31: hahahaha
StEfYbAbE11 31: LMAO
aNgEl511513: LMAO
StEfYbAbE11 31: awww shit
StEfYbAbE11 31: haha
aNgEl511513: haha what
StEfYbAbE11 31: hahaha nothing im so mean
StEfYbAbE11 31: U CAN FIND ME IN DA CLUB BOTTLE FULLA BUB....only stephy doesnt share her bub
StEfYbAbE11 31: hahahahah
aNgEl511513: hahahhahah wow
StEfYbAbE11 31: hahaha
aNgEl511513: mom says SHE LOVES YOU
StEfYbAbE11 31: dude weve been crackin the jokes since 6!!
StEfYbAbE11 31: HAHA I LOVE HER TOOOOO!!
StEfYbAbE11 31: omg shes gonna die when she sees this convo
StEfYbAbE11 31: hahahaha
aNgEl511513: LMAO NO SHIT
aNgEl511513: she'll piss herself
StEfYbAbE11 31: HAHAHAH IF SHE PISSES HERSELF SO WILL I!!!

StEfYbAbE11 31: hahaha
aNgEl511513: ME TOO lol
aNgEl511513: PISSING FEST AT AMBYS
StEfYbAbE11 31: TELL HER TO SAY NIGGA
StEfYbAbE11 31: HAHAHa
aNgEl511513: i will when we to go to BCA
StEfYbAbE11 31: hahahaha good cuz il bring a change of clothes
StEfYbAbE11 31: hahaha
aNgEl511513: LMAO ME TOO
aNgEl511513: actually...wait nah i wont i wanna smell like *e*o*i*a
aNgEl511513: hahhaha
StEfYbAbE11 31: LMAO
StEfYbAbE11 31: brb!!! keep talkin tho
StEfYbAbE11 31: haha
aNgEl511513: LMAO
aNgEl511513: ~still talking~
aNgEl511513: yup
aNgEl511513: im talking to myself over here

Auto response from StEfYbAbE11 31: HOLY SHIT IM GONNA PISS MY PANTS HAHAHAHAHAHA OMGGGGGGGGGGGGG


aNgEl511513: actually im takling to my computer
aNgEl511513: LMAO PISS URSELF STEPH PISS YOURSELF
StEfYbAbE11 31: HAHAHAHA
aNgEl511513: heheheheheheheheheheheehheh
StEfYbAbE11 31: ok im back
StEfYbAbE11 31: haha
aNgEl511513: YAY
aNgEl511513: i was so lonely without you
StEfYbAbE11 31: hahaha me tooo
StEfYbAbE11 31: haha u should IM horse teeth boy and start ripin on him

Auto response from aNgEl511513: BRB MAH MAMA WANTS ME YET AGAIN

StEfYbAbE11 31: hahaha

StEfYbAbE11 31: HAHA AHH I LOVE UR MAMA
aNgEl511513: BACKKKKKKKKKKKK
StEfYbAbE11 31: YAAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAY!!!
StEfYbAbE11 31: but the truth remains your GONEEEEE
StEfYbAbE11 31: hahahah
aNgEl511513: AND SO ARE YOU
StEfYbAbE11 31: LMAO
aNgEl511513: gotta love simon
StEfYbAbE11 31: hes my rough rider GET IT CUZ I RIDE HIM LIKE A PONY
StEfYbAbE11 31: ROUGH RIDER
StEfYbAbE11 31: AHHHHHHHH
StEfYbAbE11 31: hahahahaha
StEfYbAbE11 31: hoooorrrible
aNgEl511513: LMAO OMG
aNgEl511513: seriously they have condoms called RUFF RIDERS
StEfYbAbE11 31: dude ur mom is gonna think im on crack after this
StEfYbAbE11 31: hahaha
StEfYbAbE11 31: LMAO THAST HYSTERICAL
StEfYbAbE11 31: would i know?? NO
aNgEl511513: YESSSSSSS lol
aNgEl511513: thats the condom that broke when u got prego
StEfYbAbE11 31: SISTER MARY STEPHANIE
StEfYbAbE11 31: hahahaha
aNgEl511513: LMAO
StEfYbAbE11 31: ooo yeaaa no it was the TROJAN MAN BC IT WAS ON THE HORSE REMEMBER??
StEfYbAbE11 31: LMAO
aNgEl511513: LMAO
StEfYbAbE11 31: now that was the shitness
StEfYbAbE11 31: haha
aNgEl511513: yeah lol
StEfYbAbE11 31: ahh shit
StEfYbAbE11 31: this is great
StEfYbAbE11 31: haha
aNgEl511513: dude i get fuckin weirdos on yahoo
aNgEl511513: seriously they're fucked in the head
aNgEl511513: i just wanna shoot them all
StEfYbAbE11 31: HAHA
aNgEl511513: damn im hungry lol
StEfYbAbE11 31: i thought u said fucked in bed im like weeelll isnt thta what ppl do in bed??
StEfYbAbE11 31: hahaha

aNgEl511513: LMAO
aNgEl511513: DO YOU THINK EVERYTHING IS ABOUT SEX?
aNgEl511513: LOL
StEfYbAbE11 31: HAAH YES BC I AM SEXLESS
StEfYbAbE11 31: HAHA TAT DID NOT MAKE SENSE
aNgEl511513: LMAO
StEfYbAbE11 31: THE YOUNG AND THE SEXLESS
StEfYbAbE11 31: hahaha
StEfYbAbE11 31: STARRING SISTER MARY STEPHANIE AND HORSE TEETH BOY
aNgEl511513: LMAO
aNgEl511513: ROTD
aNgEl511513: fuck i cant type
aNgEl511513: lol
StEfYbAbE11 31: HAHAHA
aNgEl511513: i hate SCHOOL
aNgEl511513: I HATE IT
StEfYbAbE11 31: AND THE HORSE HEADED FAMILY OF 6
StEfYbAbE11 31: MR ED MR ED JUNIOR MR ED SENIOR MARIAH 1 MARIAH 2 and MARIAH 3
StEfYbAbE11 31: ahahaha
aNgEl511513: OMG LOL
aNgEl511513: LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOO
StEfYbAbE11 31: HAHAHAHA
aNgEl511513: :-D
StEfYbAbE11 31: GREEN ACRES IS THE PLACEEE TO BEEE WHERE HORSES AND SLUTS MAKE A FAMILYYYY
StEfYbAbE11 31: hahahah
aNgEl511513: ROTFLMAO
StEfYbAbE11 31: hahahaha
StEfYbAbE11 31: like that one ambs?
aNgEl511513: OMG IM PISSING MYSELF AS WE SPEAK LOL JK
StEfYbAbE11 31: LMAO
aNgEl511513: ~tinkle drippin down~
aNgEl511513: alrite thats just sick
aNgEl511513: BAD AMBER BAD
StEfYbAbE11 31: LMAO
aNgEl511513: hahhaaahaha
StEfYbAbE11 31: brb!!
aNgEl511513: OKIES

Auto response from StEfYbAbE11 31: brb!


aNgEl511513: LMAO I KNOW YOU'LL BRB I DONT NEED AN ANNOUNCEMENT JESUS lol
StEfYbAbE11 31: hahahaha
aNgEl511513: lol
StEfYbAbE11 31: dude lets warn tommy anonymously together
StEfYbAbE11 31: MWWWAHAHAHA
aNgEl511513: LMAO OK
StEfYbAbE11 31: shit dont we gota talk to him tho to do it?
aNgEl511513: ik
aNgEl511513: i said hi
aNgEl511513: oops sorry wrong im
StEfYbAbE11 31: hahaha
StEfYbAbE11 31: WARN HIS ASS
StEfYbAbE11 31: DO IT DO IT
StEfYbAbE11 31: HAHAHAHA
StEfYbAbE11 31: YAYAYAYAYAYAY!!!!!
aNgEl511513: i did lol
aNgEl511513: 5% baby lol
StEfYbAbE11 31: 5% comon
StEfYbAbE11 31: woop woop
aNgEl511513: hahahaa
StEfYbAbE11 31: TmOnEy33Bc (7:51:34 PM): yo wtf is ur dumb  friend warning me for???????
aNgEl511513: NICE LOL
aNgEl511513: too bad I DIDNT lol
StEfYbAbE11 31: YEA I JES BITCHED AT HIM
StEfYbAbE11 31: :-D
StEfYbAbE11 31: MESS WITH MC1 U MESS WITH MC2
StEfYbAbE11 31: hahaha
aNgEl511513: just bc no1 likes horses like him doesnt mean he needs to take it out on me
aNgEl511513: LMAO DAMN STRAIGHT
aNgEl511513: US MC'S STICK TOGETHER
StEfYbAbE11 31: LMAO HELL YES
aNgEl511513: lol
aNgEl511513: dude i gotta do this homework
aNgEl511513: but dont worry im saving this convo and adding it later LOL
StEfYbAbE11 31: haha i keep unblocking and blocking him hahaha
aNgEl511513: LMAO
StEfYbAbE11 31: kk!! ilu ambs!!
StEfYbAbE11 31: muahh
aNgEl511513: ilu too stephy
aNgEl511513: mUAHHHH
StEfYbAbE11 31: mauhhh

 

stEfYbAbE11 31: stop doin ur homework u dumb fuck hahaha WHAT ARE U THINKING ITS A FRIDAY!!!!

Auto response from aNgEl511513: i have wayyyy too much chem homework i hate school i really do lol leave me one or call MUAHHH


stEfYbAbE11 31: AMBS GET UR ASS BACK HERE NOW
stEfYbAbE11 31: MISSY IM SO SERIOUS SISTER MARY STEPHANIE NEEDS HER AMBER

Auto response from aNgEl511513: i have wayyyy too much chem homework i hate school i really do lol leave me one or call MUAHHH


stEfYbAbE11 31: HOLY MARY MOTHER OF GRACE
stEfYbAbE11 31: BLESS MY BOYFRIEND AND HIS PRETTY FACE
stEfYbAbE11 31: :-\
stEfYbAbE11 31: hahaha
stEfYbAbE11 31: BLESS THE DICK THAT I DID SUCK
stEfYbAbE11 31: BLESS HIS BOD THAT I DID FUCK
stEfYbAbE11 31: haha (these are so the wrong words)
stEfYbAbE11 31: AND IF THE MUM HAPPENS TO WALK IN BLESS THE SHIT WE'D BE IN!!
stEfYbAbE11 31: ahhhhhh
stEfYbAbE11 31: haha aww shit
stEfYbAbE11 31: THATS SO ME
stEfYbAbE11 31: LMAO
stEfYbAbE11 31: AMEN
stEfYbAbE11 31: FORGIVE ME FATHER FOR I KNOW NOT WHAT I DO
stEfYbAbE11 31: :-\
stEfYbAbE11 31: hahahah
stEfYbAbE11 31: DAMNIT AMBER IM TALKIN TO MYSELF HERE NOT TOO MUCH SELF-ESTEEM FOR STEPHY!!!!

stEfYbAbE11 31: DUDE
aNgEl511513: DUDE
stEfYbAbE11 31: I SOOOO MADE OUT WITH RICKY LAST NIGHT AHHHHH
stEfYbAbE11 31: HAHAHAHA
aNgEl511513: FUCK U
stEfYbAbE11 31: SCORE
aNgEl511513: DETAILS

aNgEl511513: wait wait who are you going to the formal with
stEfYbAbE11 31: sean
aNgEl511513: AWWWWWWWWW
stEfYbAbE11 31: hahaha
aNgEl511513: UT OH STEPH GETTIN FREAKY THAT NIGHT
stEfYbAbE11 31: BUT DUDE IF ME N RICKY HOOK UP SENIOR BALL BABY HERE I COME
stEfYbAbE11 31: HAHA
aNgEl511513: FUCK U
aNgEl511513: IM GOING WITH HIM
aNgEl511513: ILL FIGHT YOU BITCH lol
stEfYbAbE11 31: hahaha
stEfYbAbE11 31: YEA AND ID LOSE
stEfYbAbE11 31: haha
aNgEl511513: haha
aNgEl511513: id let you win
aNgEl511513: you can pull my hair
stEfYbAbE11 31: haha oook
stEfYbAbE11 31: LOL
aNgEl511513: and scratch my face
aNgEl511513: but not too bad lol
stEfYbAbE11 31: hahaha

aNgEl511513: I WANT MY ASS SMACKED AND ILL KEEP MY LEGS WIDE FROM FRONT TO BACK
stEfYbAbE11 31: hahaha
aNgEl511513: haha okay im outy like a fat kid in dodge ball
aNgEl511513:
oh wait thats me lOL

aNgEl511513: i so gotta fart right now
aNgEl511513: but im too damn constipated that i cant
stEfybABe11 31: HAHA
stEfybABe11 31: OMG fucking nick arnold farted on me today
stEfybABe11 31: hahaha
stEfybABe11 31: on the bus
stEfybABe11 31: LMAO
aNgEl511513: LMAO
aNgEl511513: nick and ray gotta love those mofos
stEfybABe11 31: hahaha i kno i love em
aNgEl511513: haha who doesnt
aNgEl511513: seriously nick is gonna grow into a damn hottie
aNgEl511513: i would do him

stEfybABe11 31: dude u smell
stEfybABe11 31: HAHAHA
aNgEl511513: u can smell me from there
aNgEl511513: DAMN lol
stEfybABe11 31: hahah YES
stEfybABe11 31: LMAO
aNgEl511513: ok ok maybe its time for my monthly shower
aNgEl511513: LOL
stEfybABe11 31: haha YES I THINK SO
stEfybABe11 31: JESUS CHRIST
stEfybABe11 31: haha
aNgEl511513:
LMAO

aNgEl511513: dude im a winenr
aNgEl511513: WINNER*
aNgEl511513: KNOW WHY
aNgEl511513: HUH HUH HUH
stEfybABe11 31: hahaha
stEfybABe11 31: WHY
aNgEl511513: BC EVERYTIME I GET A MOUNTAIN DEW I ALWAYS GET THE BUY 1 GET 1 FREE
aNgEl511513: NOW THATS SKILLS
stEfybABe11 31: HAHA
stEfybABe11 31: WOWOWOW
stEfybABe11 31: LMAO
aNgEl511513: LMAOOOOOOOOOO
stEfybABe11 31: thats such a keeper
stEfybABe11 31: haha
aNgEl511513: oh yeah lol

aNgEl511513: dude this guy at sam's club was hitting on me tonight i was all like "if only i didnt have a boyfriend"
stEfybABe11 31: HAHAHAHAHA
stEfybABe11 31: LMAO
stEfybABe11 31: dude amber i love you
aNgEl511513: his name is dan and he was working on register 2 and hes was FINEEEEEEEEEEE
stEfybABe11 31: aahhaah
aNgEl511513: i love u too

stEfybABe11 31: HOLLER
aNgEl511513: HOLLER
aNgEl511513: hes a double holler
aNgEl511513: itsmore like dan holler HOLLER
aNgEl511513: ya know you gotta get the whole excitement in the voice
stEfybABe11 31: haha

aNgEl511513: hes black therefore we say HOLLA

aNgEl511513: im jammin in my chair over HERRE
aNgEl511513: listenin to a punk band LOL
stEfybABe11 31: hahahah
stEfybABe11 31: dork
aNgEl511513: got the head banging going on
stEfybABe11 31: LMAO
aNgEl511513: im dancing in my chair
aNgEl511513: wigglin all by myself
aNgEl511513: IM SINGING ALL BY MYSELFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
stEfybABe11 31: LMAO
aNgEl511513: DONT WANNA BE
stEfybABe11 31: hahaha
stEfybABe11 31: well ambs im goin
aNgEl511513:
ALL BY MYSELFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

aNgEl511513: ilu moreeeeeeee cuz u mah whoreeeeeeeeeee
aNgEl511513: holla
aNgEl511513: lol
stEfybABe11 31: hahah

stEfybABe11 31: dude ilu amber where have u been
stEfybABe11 31: haha
aNgEl511513: lol i was out earlier lol
aNgEl511513: did u get ur freak on last night steph lol
stEfybABe11 31: o hell yes stefy was very freaky thank u very much
stEfybABe11 31: :-D
stEfybABe11 31: hahaha
aNgEl511513: NIGGA WHAT LOL
aNgEl511513: DETAILS
stEfybABe11 31: LMAO
stEfybABe11 31: i danced with timmy, kevy moll, ricky, randich, and sean (slow intimate dances) then i got my freak on with every otha nigga
stEfybABe11 31: hahaha
aNgEl511513: LMAOOOOOOOOOOO
aNgEl511513: ne kisses
stEfybABe11 31: timmy gave me one on the cheek:-)
stEfybABe11 31: i was veryy happy
stEfybABe11 31: haha
aNgEl511513: awwwww
aNgEl511513: sean try ne thing with you
aNgEl511513: ya know get u in bed LOL
stEfybABe11 31: it was the cutest kiss ever
stEfybABe11 31: lol
aNgEl511513: hes a kinky mofo if ya NAH MEAN
stEfybABe11 31: no holy shit he annoyed the fuck outta me
stEfybABe11 31: we kinda fought cuz he got buzzed and acted like an asshole
aNgEl511513: LMAO
stEfybABe11 31: and he was upset that i was dancin with other guys
aNgEl511513: like ur together or something!!!!!!!!!
stEfybABe11 31: dude he thinks were fuckking attached at the hip
stEfybABe11 31: so i straightened him out and told him to back off a lil
stEfybABe11 31: haha
stEfybABe11 31: holy shit i kno
aNgEl511513: ROTFLMAO
stEfybABe11 31: hahaha

stEfybABe11 31: i swear i dont like it when i get treated this good
stEfybABe11 31: LOL
stEfybABe11 31: but i did seduce ricky last night;-)
aNgEl511513: HOLLER
stEfybABe11 31: haha
aNgEl511513: what did u do missy
aNgEl511513: HUH HUH HUH
stEfybABe11 31: nothin jus a lil GRINDIN
stEfybABe11 31: haha
stEfybABe11 31: and a nice CLOSE slow dance
aNgEl511513: OHHHHHHHHHHHH
stEfybABe11 31: hahahha
stEfybABe11 31: just call me sister mary slut
stEfybABe11 31: LMAO
aNgEl511513: LMAO NO PROB
stEfybABe11 31: :-D
stEfybABe11 31: haha
stEfybABe11 31: so hows my ambie been
aNgEl511513: SoOo S.M.S. lol
aNgEl511513: your ambie has been GREAT
stEfybABe11 31: HAHAHA thats sister stefanias initials
aNgEl511513: ROTF
stEfybABe11 31: haha woop woop
stEfybABe11 31: hahahaha
aNgEl511513: HELL YEAH
aNgEl511513: i was like HOLLLLLLLEEEERRRRRRR
aNgEl511513: all night long
stEfybABe11 31: hahaha
stEfybABe11 31: wat did u do
aNgEl511513: WHAT DO YOU THINK STEPH
stEfybABe11 31: amber u better have been a good gurl
aNgEl511513: IM SISTER MARY SLUT 2
stEfybABe11 31: =-O
stEfybABe11 31: haha
stEfybABe11 31: did u do the dirrty?
stEfybABe11 31: HAHAH
aNgEl511513: yes
aNgEl511513: lol
aNgEl511513: well ok it wasnt DIRRTY
aNgEl511513: it was sweet
aNgEl511513: its like TEAR TEAR TEAR
stEfybABe11 31: haha did u share ur experience with the mommy
stEfybABe11 31: hahahaha
aNgEl511513: BUT OF COURSE
aNgEl511513: shes right here
aNgEl511513: want to speak with her
aNgEl511513: LOL
stEfybABe11 31: lmao she prolly was like amber just dont go prego like steph
stEfybABe11 31: hahaha
stEfybABe11 31: LMAO
aNgEl511513: thats exactly what she said steph
stEfybABe11 31: tell her i say i
stEfybABe11 31: haha
stEfybABe11 31: lmao damn im good
aNgEl511513: damn you are you are
stEfybABe11 31: hi*
stEfybABe11 31: haha

aNgEl511513: STEPH U WERE A BAD GIRL LAST NIGHT I HEAR
aNgEl511513: THATS MY GIRL
aNgEl511513: yup thats what mom just said
stEfybABe11 31: hahah HOLLER
stEfybABe11 31: hahaha

stEfybABe11 31: dude its dirrty too u gotta get the lyrics
stEfybABe11 31: hah
aNgEl511513: o boy lol
stEfybABe11 31: heres part of the song for the slutty preview......
aNgEl511513: LMAO
stEfybABe11 31: haha
aNgEl511513: i love mariah lol
stEfybABe11 31: now its like murder she wrote
once i get you out them clothes
privacy is on the door
still they can hear you screamin more
girl im feelin what you feelin
no more hopin and wishin
im bout to take my key and
stick it in the ignition

stEfybABe11 31: hahahah
stEfybABe11 31: HOLLER
aNgEl511513: DAMN
aNgEl511513: i like lol
stEfybABe11 31: haha meeee tooo
aNgEl511513: hahahhhahah
aNgEl511513: im dling i wish too
aNgEl511513: i love that freakin song
stEfybABe11 31: make sure ur dling the remix tho
aNgEl511513: i am i am
aNgEl511513: lo
stEfybABe11 31: haha
stEfybABe11 31: kk good
stEfybABe11 31: lol
aNgEl511513: :-)
stEfybABe11 31: :-D
aNgEl511513: i wuv u stephy lol
stEfybABe11 31: i took picutres with all my men last night;-)
stEfybABe11 31: haha i wuv u too ambie
stEfybABe11 31: i took a pic with timmy and ricky and seany
stEfybABe11 31: haha
aNgEl511513: hott shit
stEfybABe11 31: dude my moms gonna be like steph so who do u like now
stEfybABe11 31: hahah
aNgEl511513: LMAO
stEfybABe11 31: hahaha
aNgEl511513: all my life my hearts been waitin for YOU FOR YOU lol
aNgEl511513: gotta love mariah
stEfybABe11 31: hahaha
aNgEl511513: im so watching glitter
stEfybABe11 31: HOLLER
aNgEl511513: dude i love this movie
stEfybABe11 31: haha
stEfybABe11 31: i saw it once but fell asleep
stEfybABe11 31: :-\
stEfybABe11 31: hahahah
stEfybABe11 31: but it was like 3 am so it wasnt the movie
stEfybABe11 31: haha
aNgEl511513: LOL
aNgEl511513: sister mary slut
stEfybABe11 31: hahah
stEfybABe11 31: u hear the song yet?
aNgEl511513: NOOOO LOL
stEfybABe11 31: its a good sex song
stEfybABe11 31: hahaha
stEfybABe11 31: LIKE I WOULD KNOW
stEfybABe11 31: jesus

stEfybABe11 31: dude its hott
stEfybABe11 31: haha
aNgEl511513: gimme that toot toot lol
stEfybABe11 31: hahaha
stEfybABe11 31: dude i love it
aNgEl511513: hahah
stEfybABe11 31: lemme giveya tha beep beep
aNgEl511513: hahah hell yeah
stEfybABe11 31: haha
aNgEl511513: runnin her hands thru my fro lol
stEfybABe11 31: its seeXXyyy
stEfybABe11 31: haha
aNgEl511513: r kelly...i thought he died lol
aNgEl511513: ya know with the sex scandles and everything lol
stEfybABe11 31: hahaha
stEfybABe11 31: lmao i kno
aNgEl511513: omg i watched the banger sisters with my mom
stEfybABe11 31: hahaha the way u said tha was so funny
stEfybABe11 31: haha
aNgEl511513: holy shit man thats gonna be me and u lol

aNgEl511513: ur such a slut lol
stEfybABe11 31:
hes like "like i sooo wanted to fuck you last night" im like i kno
stEfybABe11 31:
hahaha
aNgEl511513:
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
stEfybABe11 31:
dude but i really am
stEfybABe11 31:
hahah
stEfybABe11 31:
hahaha
aNgEl511513:
"ik u wanted to fuck me tommy but the truth is i was afraid your teeth might get in the way"
aNgEl511513:
ROTF
aNgEl511513:
i crack myself up
stEfybABe11 31:
LMAO
stEfybABe11 31:
no i was *lookin at him and im like omg look at those horse teeth hahahaha i thought of our convos
stEfybABe11 31:
LMAO

aNgEl511513: then why did u kiss
aNgEl511513:
just got caught up in the moment
stEfybABe11 31:
because when he looked at me he wasnt smilin with him teeth LMAO
aNgEl511513:
ROTFFFFFFF
stEfybABe11 31:
plus yea i was caught up in the "moment" haha
aNgEl511513:
hahahhah
aNgEl511513:
ur always caught up in the moment
stEfybABe11 31:
hahaha
stEfybABe11 31:
lmao i kno right!!!!
stEfybABe11 31:
jesus me and these moments
aNgEl511513:
hahahahhahah
stEfybABe11 31:
ahaha
aNgEl511513:
what am i gonna do with you
stEfybABe11 31:
i think i need to decide which momentss are real haha
aNgEl511513:
im at a loss for words
stEfybABe11 31:
not just oo im gonna get sum moments
stEfybABe11 31:
hahaha
aNgEl511513:
LIVE AND RIDE LIFE NOT HORSES

stEfybABe11 31: dude i like assholes
stEfybABe11 31:
i was thinkin about it
stEfybABe11 31:
no nice guys
stEfybABe11 31:
LOL
aNgEl511513:
hahahahhah
aNgEl511513:
"fuck u sean i want tommy aka horse teeth boy bc he fucks with my head and i need that right now NOT YOU"
stEfybABe11 31:
hahahahahahahahahaha
stEfybABe11 31:
damn straight

aNgEl511513: shes gonna be so disappointed
stEfybABe11 31:
lmao i kno shes gonna call me up and have a lil chat
stEfybABe11 31:
aha
aNgEl511513:
shes going to be like "stephanie i cant believe you with horse teeth boy" and she'll walk away and cry

aNgEl511513: im surprised she didnt pull her pants down and eat her out
stEfybABe11 31:
LMAO
aNgEl511513:
i mean thats just so her
stEfybABe11 31:
i prolly missed it
stEfybABe11 31:
damn
stEfybABe11 31:
HAHA
aNgEl511513:
LMAO
aNgEl511513:
it happened when they were in the bathroom
aNgEl511513:
DAMN STEPH UR SUPPOSE TO CATCH THESE THINGS lol
stEfybABe11 31:
yea yea ooo thats what the noises were comin from
stEfybABe11 31:
hhahahaha
aNgEl511513:
ROTF

stEfybABe11 31: DUDE GUESS WATS ON TONIGHT
aNgEl511513:
AMERICAN IDOL
stEfybABe11 31:
AMERICAN IDOL DUNDUNDUNNN
aNgEl511513:
DUN DUN DUN
stEfybABe11 31:
hahaha
aNgEl511513:
hahah i enjoyed that
stEfybABe11 31:
hahaha
stEfybABe11 31:
lmao
stEfybABe11 31:
im sure ya did
stEfybABe11 31:
haha
aNgEl511513:
i did i did

stEfybABe11 31: lolol i kno....kelly said i got it from bergin haha
aNgEl511513:
PROLLY
stEfybABe11 31:
im like oook i got horses disease now
aNgEl511513:
horses arent the cleanest animals
stEfybABe11 31:
haha
aNgEl511513:
well its the truth
aNgEl511513:
they live in barns with hay
aNgEl511513:
come on now
stEfybABe11 31:
i wonder if he eats his own crap too
stEfybABe11 31:
LMAO
aNgEl511513:
if u start itching i bet you have ticks or fleas
aNgEl511513:
watch out for those ticks
aNgEl511513:
lol

aNgEl511513: dude how the hell is your dog
aNgEl511513:
I LOVE YOUR WEENER STEPH lol
stEfybABe11 31:
hahahaha
stEfybABe11 31:
LMAO
stEfybABe11 31:
hes a total nut
aNgEl511513:
hahah
aNgEl511513:
OSCAR MEYER WEENER lol
aNgEl511513:
that is the absolute TOPS lol
aNgEl511513:
i so took that from "a very brady sequal"
stEfybABe11 31:
LMAO
stEfybABe11 31:
hahaha
aNgEl511513:
im so gay dude lol
aNgEl511513:
steph we'll be gay together
aNgEl511513:
u know the HAPPY gay
aNgEl511513:
not the DIKEY GAY
stEfybABe11 31:
LMAO

aNgEl511513: she was like whats up
aNgEl511513:
its like dude no no no no no
stEfybABe11 31:
LMAO be like whats updike
aNgEl511513:
U WOULD lol
aNgEl511513:
shes like hows u and ur ma
aNgEl511513:
man*
aNgEl511513:
i think shes jealous bc im getting the dick and shes getting the pussy LOL
stEfybABe11 31:
hahaha
aNgEl511513:
hey man u never know lol

stEfybABe11 31: dude i miss you amber nicole
stEfybABe11 31:
haha
aNgEl511513:
i miss u too stephanie marie

stEfybABe11 31: LOL dude ill drive over
stEfybABe11 31: AND GET KILLED

aNgEl511513: stephy ILU BNITGIWEUOKW
stEfybABe11 31: hahaha
stEfybABe11 31: dude im dying over here

aNgEl511513: dude never dance with ugly people
aNgEl511513:
they think you like them
aNgEl511513:
then they STALK you
stEfybABe11 31: ahahaha
aNgEl511513:
UNTIL YOU DIEEEEEEEEEEE
stEfybABe11 31: LMAO                                                                        

aNgEl511513: and usually they're names are like serial killer names ya know
stEfybABe11 31: oo and u kno who else is stalking me
stEfybABe11 31: hahaha
aNgEl511513:
like bob or sean or michael

stEfybABe11 31: jesus christ wats with all these guys I DONT WANT
stEfybABe11 31: haha
aNgEl511513:
wow we're just adding on here arent we
aNgEl511513:
i gotta pee
stEfybABe11 31: haha yep
aNgEl511513:
but i dont wanna get up
stEfybABe11 31: then go pee u mofo
stEfybABe11 31: haha then pee ur pants
stEfybABe11 31: duh
aNgEl511513:
im peeing im peeing lol
aNgEl511513: stephy u make me laugh so hard that i am FORCED to pee my pants

aNgEl511513: who would
aNgEl511513:
who would WANT to be her
stEfybABe11 31: i will love gurl bnitgiweuokw
aNgEl511513:
ummm NO ONE
stEfybABe11 31: LMAO
stEfybABe11 31: hahaha

aNgEl511513: seriously shes got a kick ass body
stEfybABe11 31: well a dike kick ass bod
stEfybABe11 31: hahaha
aNgEl511513:
LOL
aNgEl511513:
she keeps in shape for you know who
stEfybABe11 31: LMAO
stEfybABe11 31: she keeps in shape for their saturday night wine n dine ritual
aNgEl511513:
~puke~ im imagining what it would look like with them going at it
stEfybABe11 31: hahaha
stEfybABe11 31: LMAO O GOD STOP
aNgEl511513:
its more like wine and DIVE
stEfybABe11 31: LMAOOOOOOOO
aNgEl511513:
she's diving into the DEEP PINK SEA
aNgEl511513:
~PUKEEEEE~!
stEfybABe11 31: HAHAHAHAHA
aNgEl511513:
i wonder if they go to lusty life and buy black dildos
stEfybABe11 31: LMAO
aNgEl511513:
i mean come on now its a toy store for LOVERS
stEfybABe11 31: no they just make their own
stEfybABe11 31: hahahaha
aNgEl511513:
hahahhhaa
aNgEl511513:
they improvise
aNgEl511513:
FROZEN HOT DOG

stEfybABe11 31: hahaha
stEfybABe11 31: LMAO
stEfybABe11 31: and they paint em black to be ghetto
stEfybABe11 31: hahahaha
aNgEl511513:
bananas
stEfybABe11 31: hahaha
aNgEl511513:
they wait for the bananas to go bad so they turn black
aNgEl511513:
that way they dont have to paint
stEfybABe11 31: LMAO i was jsut gonna say that
aNgEl511513:
paint just gets too messy
stEfybABe11 31: hahaha
stEfybABe11 31: haha its ok you know who would lick it up

aNgEl511513: dude iM BACKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
stEfybABe11 31: hahaha
stEfybABe11 31: HOLLER
aNgEl511513:
MISS ME LOL
stEfybABe11 31: of course my love
stEfybABe11 31: hahah
aNgEl511513:
ahaahahahah
aNgEl511513:
stephy i wanna do u like an animal
aNgEl511513: oh shit wait my name isnt ****

aNgEl511513: hahahah shan's bf mark this is his philosophy on why shes gay
stEfybABe11 31: haha
aNgEl511513:
shes a dike bc she scares the cock away
stEfybABe11 31: haha ok
stEfybABe11 31: LMAO
aNgEl511513:
isnt that nice lol
stEfybABe11 31: hahaha yes yes it is
aNgEl511513: hahaha

stEfybABe11 31: im like WERE ALMOST A COOL MOTHER IMAGINE THAT
stEfybABe11 31:
hahaha
aNgEl511513:
GO MRS K
aNgEl511513:
GO WOMAN GO WOMAN ITS UR BIRTHDAY
aNgEl511513:
DRINK BACARDI
aNgEl511513:
SMOKE WEED
aNgEl511513:
GET FREAKY
stEfybABe11 31: LMAO
aNgEl511513:
dont tell her i said that
aNgEl511513:
she would be like NO AMBER FO U
stEfybABe11 31: NO NO NO MY MOTHER WILL NEVER GET FREAKY
stEfybABe11 31: hahahaha
aNgEl511513:
how do you think you were born STEPH
aNgEl511513:
she did get freaky
stEfybABe11 31: STOOOPPP

aNgEl511513: hookers dont like to snuggle
TommYsHuNy143: hahaha

aNgEl511513: you know what im gonna do when someone calls that i dont like
aNgEl511513: and i get a beep?
aNgEl511513: im gonna be like i gotta go thats a telemarker on the other line

aNgEl511513: you know what im gonna do when someone calls that i dont like
aNgEl511513: and i get a beep?
aNgEl511513: im gonna be like i gotta go thats a telemarker on the other line
aNgEl511513: MWAHAHHAHAHAH
TommYsHuNy143: hahahaha

aNgEl511513: seriously that sn is about to make me puke
TommYsHuNy143: LMAO

aNgEl511513: UR GOING TO PROM WITH RICKY
stEfybABe11 31: YEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
aNgEl511513: BITCH YOUR GONNA DIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
aNgEl511513: lol
stEfybABe11 31: i fuckin asked him today
stEfybABe11 31: hahaha
stEfybABe11 31: I HAVE THE BALLS
stEfybABe11 31: hahaha
aNgEl511513: hahahah
aNgEl511513: STEPHY GREW BALLS OVER NIGHT

stEfybABe11 31: i kno how that goes sluts gotta live it up we love too many guys
stEfybABe11 31: haha
stEfybABe11 31: OO WELLLLLLLLL
aNgEl511513: LMAO
stEfybABe11 31: haha
aNgEl511513: sluts gotta be sluts

aNgEl511513: hahahah we have too much fun on HERRE
stEfybABe11 31: hahah HOLLER TO THA DOLLER
stEfybABe11 31: wat the fuck was that
stEfybABe11 31: haha
stEfybABe11 31: hit meeeeeee
stEfybABe11 31: hit me hardd motha fucka
stEfybABe11 31: hahahaha
aNgEl511513: HIT HIT
stEfybABe11 31: HIT ME BABY ONE MORE TIME
stEfybABe11 31: OO BABY BABY
aNgEl511513: ~HIT HIT HIT HIT~
aNgEl511513: ~BAM BITCH~
stEfybABe11 31: LMAO
aNgEl511513: knock u on yo knees
aNgEl511513: WHERRE U BELONG
stEfybABe11 31: HIT IT HIT IT GOOOODDDDDD
stEfybABe11 31: haha we're so sick
aNgEl511513: SPOKEN LIKE THE TRUE SLUT YOU ARE
stEfybABe11 31: LMAO YESSSS
stEfybABe11 31: and im proud of it
stEfybABe11 31: haha
aNgEl511513: hahahhaha
aNgEl511513: stephy ryan spanks me
aNgEl511513: i mean HARDDDDDDDDd
aNgEl511513: im like OH GOD OH GOD
stEfybABe11 31: LMAOOOOOOOOOOO
stEfybABe11 31: SPANK SPANK
aNgEl511513: u didnt let me finish
stEfybABe11 31: is that wat u did when u couldnt fuck?
stEfybABe11 31: hahaha
aNgEl511513: when he starts to hit it and the spanking comes in im like IVE BEEN A BAD BAD GIRL and he'll spank dat ass and then i go HARDER HARDER DEEPER OHHHH GODDDDD HARDERRRRRRRRRRR
aNgEl511513: LMAO
stEfybABe11 31: LMAOOOOOOOO
stEfybABe11 31: amber nicole
stEfybABe11 31: ahhh shit u kno wat
stEfybABe11 31: me n tommys daughter is named after you nicole!!!!
stEfybABe11 31: hahahaha
aNgEl511513: AWWWWWWWWWW
aNgEl511513: ill name my daughter stephanie slut lol
stEfybABe11 31: YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!
stEfybABe11 31: hahah
stEfybABe11 31: i dont like my name lol
aNgEl511513: but i do
stEfybABe11 31: akkk well i dont
stEfybABe11 31: haha
aNgEl511513: haha UR VOTE DONT COUNT SIMON
aNgEl511513: ONLY THE VOTERS
stEfybABe11 31: LMAO
stEfybABe11 31: akkkkk ms american idol buff
stEfybABe11 31: haha
aNgEl511513: hahahaha
stEfybABe11 31: instead of MISS AMERICA were MISS AMERICAN IDOL
stEfybABe11 31: haha
aNgEl511513: LMAO DAMN STRAIGHT
stEfybABe11 31: hahaha
aNgEl511513: hahah all american girl
aNgEl511513: i wanna see that show
stEfybABe11 31: haha me toooooo im gona be on it im so the all american gurl
stEfybABe11 31: hahaha
aNgEl511513: of course
aNgEl511513: american sluts
stEfybABe11 31: hahaha
aNgEl511513: dude why are we so slutty
aNgEl511513: you know what i love steph
stEfybABe11 31: haha wat
aNgEl511513: i love when you sing along with the music that plays at the bowling ally lOL
stEfybABe11 31: LMAO
stEfybABe11 31: dont u love it
stEfybABe11 31: hahaha
aNgEl511513: i do
aNgEl511513: it turns me on
aNgEl511513: at that moment i had wished that you were you know who and i was ****
aNgEl511513: that way we could ya know go into the bathroom
aNgEl511513: and ya know MESS AROUND LMAO
stEfybABe11 31: LMAO
aNgEl511513: arent i just funny
stEfybABe11 31: haha yesssss
aNgEl511513: lol

stEfybABe11 31: lets go to boces
stEfybABe11 31: hahaha
aNgEl511513: LOL
aNgEl511513: no no we'll do to special ed school
stEfybABe11 31: hahaha

aNgEl511513: dude you gotta bring your dog over aNgEl511513: lol
stEfybABe11 31: hahaha
stEfybABe11 31: its not my dog its my sisters
stEfybABe11 31: tha biatch
aNgEl511513: idc
aNgEl511513: lol
stEfybABe11 31: haha
stEfybABe11 31: i kick it arounda ll the time
stEfybABe11 31: LOL im so mean
stEfybABe11 31: haha
aNgEl511513: u asshole
aNgEl511513: i love your dog
stEfybABe11 31: hha ikno
aNgEl511513: ur hot dog makes me smile lol
stEfybABe11 31: LMAO
stEfybABe11 31: it makes u horny
stEfybABe11 31: hhhaa
aNgEl511513: lol yup
aNgEl511513: oscarrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
aNgEl511513: im naming my son oscar lol
aNgEl511513: after your hot dog lol
stEfybABe11 31: lmaooooo

aNgEl511513: stephy can u answer something for me
stEfybABe11 31: haha wat
aNgEl511513: is there handicapped parking at the special olympics?
stEfybABe11 31: hahaha
stEfybABe11 31: yea there should be
aNgEl511513: LOL k
aNgEl511513: i was just wondering
stEfybABe11 31: LOL

stEfybABe11 31: my mom made me sit there and watch him on oprah today
stEfybABe11 31: as she cried
stEfybABe11 31: haha
aNgEl511513: LMAO
aNgEl511513: that touched me
stEfybABe11 31: im likie MOM PLEASE
stEfybABe11 31: haha
stEfybABe11 31: shes liike shutup stephanie
aNgEl511513: lol
stEfybABe11 31: lol
aNgEl511513: mrs. k ill cry with you lol
stEfybABe11 31: LOL

aNgEl511513: do you realize that if you rearange the word THIS it spells SHIT
aNgEl511513: hahha
stEfybABe11 31: hahahah WOW
aNgEl511513: betcha didnt know that
stEfybABe11 31: NOPE I DIDNT
stEfybABe11 31: haha
aNgEl511513: GOD IM GOOD
aNgEl511513: i should go on that game show called LINGO
aNgEl511513: its a spelling game
aNgEl511513: i would be out like a fat kid in dodge ball
stEfybABe11 31: hahahaha

aNgEl511513: dude i gotta piss brb
aNgEl511513: RELIEF LOL
stEfybABe11 31: LOL K
aNgEl511513: i shold have called brian when i was in the bathroom lol
stEfybABe11 31: haha
aNgEl511513: he'd be like what are you doing id be like PEEING dont you feel special
stEfybABe11 31: haha
aNgEl511513: then i would bust out singing AT THE SPECIAL OLYMPICS

aNgEl511513: yeah they were normal
aNgEl511513: none of that ghetto retardedness
stEfybABe11 31: LOL

aNgEl511513: aww i feel so pretty LOL
stEfybABe11 31: haha
aNgEl511513: NOT LIKE I DONT FEEL LIKE THAT ALL THE TIME LMAO
stEfybABe11 31: LMAO
aNgEl511513: GOD DAMN IM FINE STEPHY
aNgEl511513: but stephy u know what
stEfybABe11 31: wAT
aNgEl511513: YOUR MUCH MORE BEAUTIFUL THAN ME...YOU HAVE THE INNER AND THE OUTTER BEAUTY
stEfybABe11 31: LMAO
stEfybABe11 31: SHUTUP
aNgEl511513: see me, im just concieted
aNgEl511513: and MEAN lol
stEfybABe11 31: hahahaha
stEfybABe11 31: shutup u idiot
aNgEl511513: your deff gonna win miss america
stEfybABe11 31: hhaha ur talkin outta ur ass
stEfybABe11 31: lmao
aNgEl511513: dis ass dont talk
stEfybABe11 31: LMAO WELL UR MOUTH DOES
aNgEl511513: hahah
stEfybABe11 31: so ur talkin outta ur mouth but yea not true
stEfybABe11 31: hahaha
aNgEl511513: FO EVERYTHIN ELSE DERE BE MASTA-CARD
stEfybABe11 31: LAO
stEfybABe11 31: LMAO***
stEfybABe11 31: it lookslike a japanese word
aNgEl511513: like my niggerish talk
stEfybABe11 31: haha
aNgEl511513: NO ITS NIGGER SPEAK
stEfybABe11 31: LMAO

aNgEl511513: wtf ANSWER YOUR PHONE DICK HEAD
stEfybABe11 31: haha

aNgEl511513: GOOD EVENING PLEASURE LANES
aNgEl511513: hahahahahhaah
stEfybABe11 31: LMAO
aNgEl511513: hes all PEPPY
stEfybABe11 31: haha
aNgEl511513: thats just not him
stEfybABe11 31: HELLOOOOOOO PLEASURE LANES
stEfybABe11 31: HOW MAY I PLEASE U TODAY
stEfybABe11 31: haha
aNgEl511513: id be like PLEASURE LANES WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU WANT NIGGA

aNgEl511513: hes so pathetic
stEfybABe11 31: my ass that boy cant even talk shit the right way oook like hes gonna kill someone
stEfybABe11 31: haha
aNgEl511513: exactly
aNgEl511513: he'll end up dead before he kills someone
stEfybABe11 31: hahaha ILL BE THE MURDERER

aNgEl511513: lmaooooooooooooo
stEfybABe11 31: hahahaha
stEfybABe11 31: sister mary slut the serial killer
stEfybABe11 31: haha
aNgEl511513: lol
aNgEl511513: nuns dont kill people
stEfybABe11 31: well this nun does
stEfybABe11 31: hahaha
aNgEl511513: hahaha
aNgEl511513: PSYCHO NUN
stEfybABe11 31: LMAO
aNgEl511513: mwahahahaahaha
aNgEl511513: pyshco nuns together stick together
stEfybABe11 31: hahahaha
aNgEl511513: this is INSANE

stEfybABe11 31: DUDE I KNO
stEfybABe11 31: hahaa
aNgEl511513: hahaha
stEfybABe11 31: we need to have a slumber party soon and plan out our plan of destrruction for all horses
stEfybABe11 31: hahah
aNgEl511513: LMAO
aNgEl511513: except for mr. ed
stEfybABe11 31: lmao oo i kno
aNgEl511513: execution for all horses slumber party at stephy or ambies house
stEfybABe11 31: LMAO
stEfybABe11 31: yes yes we should have one lol
stEfybABe11 31: well have to map out our plan n everything
aNgEl511513: haha kk

stEfybABe11 31: OMG DUDE I AM SO THE NEXT AMERICAN GURL U WANA KNO WAT I DID??
aNgEl511513
: WHAT WHAT
stEfybABe11 31
: I TOOK IN AND SEWED MY BALLERINA COSTUME BY HAND ALL BY MYSeLF
stEfybABe11 31
: YES YES I AM SUZY HOMEMAKER
stEfybABe11 31
: LMAO
aNgEl511513
: LMAO
stEfybABe11 31
: AND I CAN DO THE PRETZEL TOO
stEfybABe11 31
: so thats a well rounded gurl right there
stEfybABe11 31
: hahahaha
aNgEl511513
: LMAO
aNgEl511513
: thats a slut you mean
stEfybABe11 31
: OOOk wat SLUTS SEW THEIR OWN BALLERINA COSTUMES
stEfybABe11 31
: WELL I MEAN THEY DO PRETZELS BUT THATS BESIDE THE POINT
stEfybABe11 31
: hahahha
aNgEl511513
: PLENTY lol
stEfybABe11 31
: hahahahaha

aNgEl511513: PISS BREAK
stEfybABe11 31
: DUDE I GOTTA CHANGE MY WOMANLY STICK BRB
stEfybABe11 31
: LMAO
aNgEl511513
: LMAO DUDE THATS JUST WRONGGGGGGGGGG

stEfybABe11 31: LOOK AT THE BULGE DAMNIT
stEfybABe11 31
: THE BATTLE OF THE BULGE HAS A NEW MEANING
stEfybABe11 31
: hahahah
aNgEl511513
: LMAO SHUT UP

stEfybABe11 31: ill be livin in hotels to practice for when im the next american idol
stEfybABe11 31
: LMAO
aNgEl511513
: LMAO
aNgEl511513
: and im at home watiin to see if you make the cut
stEfybABe11 31
: LMAO KK
stEfybABe11 31
: ill just go back anyways like my idol EDGAR
stEfybABe11 31
: LMAO
aNgEl511513
: hahahahhahhhhaahhahhah
aNgEl511513
: STOP DUDE your gonna make me pee myself
stEfybABe11 31
: HAHAHAHAHA

stEfybABe11 31: LMAO STAT EYE EYE CAPTAIN
aNgEl511513
: hahahahhhahhhhahah
stEfybABe11 31
: haha ok shuting up
stEfybABe11 31
: STAT
aNgEl511513
: no your not
stEfybABe11 31
: LMAO
stEfybABe11 31
: here it is
aNgEl511513
: see i told you you wouldnt shut up

stEfybABe11 31 (6:57:07 PM): how was the tutor my slut
aNgEl511513 (6:57:10 PM):
BORING
aNgEl511513 (6:57:14 PM):
i was givin him attitude
aNgEl511513 (6:57:18 PM):
im like I DONT KNOW THIS SHIT
stEfybABe11 31 (6:57:25 PM):
haha GO AMBIE GO AMBIE
aNgEl511513 (6:57:39 PM):
go amby go amby
aNgEl511513 (6:57:46 PM):
its mah birfday
aNgEl511513 (6:57:48 PM):
ima get busy
aNgEl511513 (6:57:51 PM):
drink bacardi
aNgEl511513 (6:57:53 PM):
get freaky
stEfybABe11 31 (6:57:56 PM):
hahahaha
aNgEl511513 (6:57:57 PM):
shake mah bootie
stEfybABe11 31 (6:58:08 PM):
LOL
aNgEl511513 (6:58:14 PM):
heheh
aNgEl511513 (6:58:17 PM):
arent i cute
stEfybABe11 31 (6:58:24 PM):
dude i got my fuckin period today i was hopin i was prego
stEfybABe11 31 (6:58:25 PM):
hahaha
aNgEl511513 (6:58:35 PM):
LMAO ME TOO
stEfybABe11 31 (6:58:42 PM):
LMAO
aNgEl511513 (6:58:44 PM):
but unfortunately i got it this month already
aNgEl511513 (6:58:47 PM):
sucks dont it lolo
stEfybABe11 31 (6:58:49 PM):
haha
stEfybABe11 31 (6:58:50 PM):
yea
aNgEl511513 (6:58:58 PM):
i was gonna be like RYAN YOUR A DADDY AGAIN
stEfybABe11 31 (6:59:01 PM):
dude i was in school i was like FUCK DAMNIT
stEfybABe11 31 (6:59:02 PM):
LMAO
stEfybABe11 31 (6:59:03 PM):
AGAIN
aNgEl511513 (6:59:04 PM):
and he'd be like NIGGA WHAT
stEfybABe11 31 (6:59:04 PM):
hahahaha
stEfybABe11 31 (6:59:07 PM):
hahaha
aNgEl511513 (6:59:23 PM):
i think he would literally have a heart attack and die
aNgEl511513 (6:59:35 PM):
then i'd be a single mother
aNgEl511513 (6:59:40 PM):
living in the village of hilton
stEfybABe11 31 (6:59:51 PM):
LMAO
stEfybABe11 31 (6:59:54 PM):
THE VILLAGE
aNgEl511513 (6:59:58 PM):
A BABY WITH NO NAME THE MOTHERS A WHORE IF ONLY THE RUBBER HADNT TORN!!!
aNgEl511513 (7:00:06 PM):
oh im so poetic lol
stEfybABe11 31 (7:00:21 PM):
LMAO
stEfybABe11 31 (7:00:29 PM):
very nice ambs very nice
stEfybABe11 31 (7:00:30 PM):
haha
aNgEl511513 (7:00:45 PM):
"all he ever did was tell me how i had incredible legs and how he wanted to photograph them and then things got completely outta hand!!!"
aNgEl511513 (7:00:48 PM):
thank you thank you
aNgEl511513 (7:01:04 PM):
yeah that is a direct quote from CRUEL INTENTIONS
stEfybABe11 31 (7:01:22 PM): LMAO

aNgEl511513 (7:04:28 PM): DUDE
aNgEl511513 (7:04:31 PM):
your gonna laugh at me
aNgEl511513 (7:04:41 PM):
but guess what i did i today
stEfybABe11 31 (7:04:56 PM):
LMAO GOD WAT Now AMBER
aNgEl511513 (7:05:04 PM):
I DOWNLOADED THE CRASH TEST DUMMIES
aNgEl511513 (7:05:06 PM):
LMAO
stEfybABe11 31 (7:05:19 PM):
LMAO
aNgEl511513 (7:05:19 PM):
ryan was tellin me about that song last night for sum reason and i was like damn i gotta hear the song again and i dled it
stEfybABe11 31 (7:05:30 PM):
haha wow ambs the things he does to you
aNgEl511513 (7:05:31 PM):
and omg im listenin to it right now and i wanna pee my pants bc its so retarded
aNgEl511513 (7:05:46 PM):
MMM MMM MMM MMM
aNgEl511513 (7:06:01 PM):
hahah theres like no words except MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM MMMMMMMMMMMMMM MMMMMMMMMMMMMM MMMMMMMMMMMMMM
stEfybABe11 31 (7:06:26 PM):
hahaha AMBER NICOLE SNAP OUTTA THIS RyaN SHIT U NEED TO SING OUR SONG WAITIN FOR TONIGHT OoOoOoO
stEfybABe11 31 (7:06:27 PM):
hahaha
aNgEl511513 (7:06:33 PM):
LMAOOOOOOOOO
aNgEl511513 (7:06:41 PM):
WAITIN FOR TONIGHT OooOoOooO
aNgEl511513 (7:06:47 PM):
i cant think of the words right now
aNgEl511513 (7:06:52 PM): just MMMMMMMMMM MMMMMMMMMMM MMMMMMMMMMM MMMMMMMMMM

stEfybABe11 31 (7:07:06 PM): OMG LISTEN TO THIS
aNgEl511513 (7:07:10 PM):
haha LISTENIN
stEfybABe11 31 (7:08:11 PM):
we are doin this disorder project in psychology and we picked 2 disorders outta a hat n we gotta do a project on each of them so we were goin around sayin wat they are so mrs anania could write em down n jenn dinoto says terrets and i almost peed my pants cuz i thought of us hahahahah
aNgEl511513 (7:08:28 PM):
ROTFLMAO
stEfybABe11 31 (7:08:44 PM):
I WAS LIKE OMG NO I WANT THAT ONE DAMNIT
stEfybABe11 31 (7:08:45 PM):
hahahha
aNgEl511513 (7:09:02 PM):
LMAOOOOOOOOO
aNgEl511513 (7:09:06 PM):
dude stop im gonna piss myself
stEfybABe11 31 (7:09:24 PM):
hahahahha
stEfybABe11 31 (7:09:36 PM):
PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSIN THEEE NIGGHHTTT AWWWAYYY
aNgEl511513 (7:09:39 PM):
I MISS YOU I MISSSSSSSSSSSSS YOU SOOOOOOOOO
aNgEl511513 (7:09:43 PM):
ROTFLMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
stEfybABe11 31 (7:09:44 PM):
REMEMBER CHUMBAWUMBA
stEfybABe11 31 (7:09:52 PM):
IIII GET KNOOCKKEDD DOWNNN
stEfybABe11 31 (7:09:53 PM):
hahaha
aNgEl511513 (7:09:53 PM):
OMG YES
stEfybABe11 31 (7:10:00 PM):
OMG GUESS WAT TOO
aNgEl511513 (7:10:10 PM):
I GET KNOCKED UP AND I FUCK AGAIN I NEVER WANNA FUCK AGAIN
stEfybABe11 31 (7:10:34 PM): ROTFLMAO

stEfybABe11 31: whoa that freaked me out u talkin to me on there and now here
aNgEl511513: hahahh
stEfybABe11 31: mwuahahah
aNgEl511513: mwahahah
aNgEl511513: cuz im special and i can talk to you on 2 different sn's

aNgEl511513: OH GOD DAMNIT BRB I GOTTA LET THE FUCKING LOUD MOUTH DOGS IN!!!!!!!!!!
stEfybABe11 31: KKKKKK
stEfybABe11 31: hahahaha
stEfybABe11 31: kk
stEfybABe11 31: DAMN ABERCROMBIE
stEfybABe11 31: LMAO
aNgEl511513: no it was fucking TWINKIE
aNgEl511513: fucking BITCH

aNgEl511513: my brother made HASH BROWNIES last night and my grandma had one not realizing that my brother put that in there and fuckin ate one before dinner and we ordered subs last night and she ate the whole fuckin thing
stEfybABe11 31: LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
stEfybABe11 31: HOLY SHIT
stEfybABe11 31: AHAHAHAHAHAHA THATS THE FUNNIEST THING IVE HEARD ALL DAY

stEfybABe11 31: AHAHAHAHAHA
aNgEl511513: THEN she had one today and ate almost her entire plate of food and she piled it on then my brother goes granny u like those brownies shes like yeah he goes yeah i made em and he goes well i added my own stuff to it and shes like NO YOU DIDNT and hes like YES I DID she goes thats why im so hungry
stEfybABe11 31: LMAOOOOOOOOO
stEfybABe11 31: HAHAHA
aNgEl511513: my grandma got high and shes 65
stEfybABe11 31: LMAOOOO THATS GONNA BE US BABY
stEfybABe11 31: hahahahaha
aNgEl511513: LMAO
stEfybABe11 31: 4/20 at the grannys house

stEfybABe11 31: ummmm i am sitting my ass in this car and eating fattening food hahah
stEfybABe11 31: wat about u my slut
aNgEl511513: ur sitting in a car talking to me uh huh THATS NOT POSSIBLE lol
stEfybABe11 31: I MEAN SEAT
stEfybABe11 31: LMAOOO

aNgEl511513: i grabbed TOO much shrimp
stEfybABe11 31: LMAO EAT ITTTTT
aNgEl511513: JUST EAT ITTTTTTTTTTTT YEAH EAT ITTTTTTTTT YEAH WHEN YOU START TO EAT JUST EAT ITTTTTTTTTT BABY U GOTS TA EAT JUST EAT ITTTTTTTTTTT
aNgEl511513: haha amber's remake of michael jackson's BEAT IT
stEfybABe11 31: LMAOOOOOOOOOOO

aNgEl511513: BURP
stEfybABe11 31: HAHA
stEfybABe11 31: EXCUSE U MISS
aNgEl511513: excuse me miss lol
stEfybABe11 31: EEEXXCCUUSSEEEE ME MISSS WATS SS UUURR NAMMEE
stEfybABe11 31: hahaahaha
aNgEl511513: LMAO STOP IT STEPH
aNgEl511513: ur readin my fucking mind

aNgEl511513: dude i love snapple commericals lol
aNgEl511513: they promote gays LMAO
stEfybABe11 31: LMAO
aNgEl511513: dude snapple commericals are the best
stEfybABe11 31: hahah
stEfybABe11 31: ook ambs
aNgEl511513: they are lol
aNgEl511513: i wanna be on a snapple commerical
stEfybABe11 31: haha
stEfybABe11 31: go for it
aNgEl511513: im gonna try
aNgEl511513: go for the audition with me like on AMERICAN IDOL
stEfybABe11 31: haha

aNgEl511513: leaf is to rake as crack is to whore
aNgEl511513: ANALOGIESSSSSSSSSSSS
stEfybABe11 31: LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
stEfybABe11 31: FUCKIN ANALOGIES
aNgEl511513: i never got them in smagin's class
aNgEl511513: hahah i always fuckin got them wrong
aNgEl511513: i was like I SUCK I SUCK I SUCK
stEfybABe11 31: hahah ME TOOO
stEfybABe11 31: their my worsst
aNgEl511513: and then id beat myself up in the bathroom afterwards

aNgEl511513: lets smoke so we can see jesus' face being ressurected in the smoke
aNgEl511513: LMAO
aNgEl511513: omg that was so sacreligious
aNgEl511513: BAD AMBER BAD
stEfybABe11 31: LMAOOOOOOO
stEfybABe11 31: AMBER
stEfybABe11 31: hahaha

aNgEl511513: stephys got the munchies
aNgEl511513: the spirit of 420 is gettin u lol
stEfybABe11 31: hahaha

aNgEl511513: FUCKIN DIAL UP
stEfybABe11 31: DAMN DELL COMPUTERS
stEfybABe11 31: haha
aNgEl511513: MINES A COMPAQ
aNgEl511513: steven the pot head didnt make mine lol
stEfybABe11 31: OOOOOOO
stEfybABe11 31: HAHAHA
stEfybABe11 31: lmao

stEfybABe11 31: hahaha i guess she gave u a piece of her pie!!!! HAHA GET IT
stEfybABe11 31: MEG PIE
stEfybABe11 31: lmao sry that was horrible
stEfybABe11 31: hahaha
aNgEl511513: LMAO
aNgEl511513: shut up
aNgEl511513: hahahah
aNgEl511513: but that was funny
aNgEl511513: im still laughing actually
aNgEl511513: i think im high lol
stEfybABe11 31: hahahaha
stEfybABe11 31: U ALWAYS ARE U SLUT
aNgEl511513: LMAO

stEfybABe11 31: DAMNIT MIKEY GET MY SLUT HIGH AGAIN AND ILL SHOOT YOU
aNgEl511513: LMAO
aNgEl511513: hes sleepin
stEfybABe11 31: hahaha
aNgEl511513: he passed out after dinner hahahahaha
stEfybABe11 31: WELL WAKE HIM THE FUCK UP
stEfybABe11 31: hahahaha
aNgEl511513: FUCK THAT
aNgEl511513: he woke up for a lil and then went back to bed
aNgEl511513: im like PEACE AND QUIET JUST HOW I LIKE IT
stEfybABe11 31: LMAO

stEfybABe11 31: LOL WELL GET THE BONG NAME NOW
stEfybABe11 31: SHIT SONG****
stEfybABe11 31: hahahaha
aNgEl511513:
LMAOOOOOOOOOO

aNgEl511513: BONGGGGGGGGG
stEfybABe11 31: LMAO BONGITY BONG
aNgEl511513: hahahah hit this shit steph
stEfybABe11 31: *BAM*
stEfybABe11 31: i hit it
stEfybABe11 31: LMAO
aNgEl511513: hahhhaahah
stEfybABe11 31: hahaha
aNgEl511513: u feel dat shit steph
stEfybABe11 31: *FEEEEELLLYY*
stEfybABe11 31: i felt it
stEfybABe11 31: hahahaha
aNgEl511513: yeahhhhh lol
aNgEl511513: thats the shit right therreeeeeeee

aNgEl511513: mom watches the war constantly and theres a guy on there for the syrian ambassador and his name imad moussafa LMAO i asked mom if that was the name of the lion in the movie the loin king but she told me NO its moufasa!!! MOUFASA STEPH LOL its kinda like FASIKA!!!!!!!!! hahahahahahah HAHAHAH HE JUST SAID "THANK YOU VERY MUCH AND COME AGAIN" LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOO BUT YOU KNOW IN THE ARABIC VOICE JESUS I LOVE THOSE PEOPLE LOL WITH THEIR MOUSAFFA NAMES HAHHAHA LMAO dude mom told me that the iraqies are using children as human guards and i go to her mom its not like you can shoot them from behind bc the bullets wont stay in their system and mom almost pissed her pants *but she was close* and she said that that was a 5 yr old statement and she didnt let me explain what i meant and then i go well i didnt mean to sound stupid and she goes open your mouth, it just happens! hahahah

stEfybABe11 31: LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO holy shit! cant breathe!!!!!