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Im SoO hApPy BaBy
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AiNt I cUtE? yEaH i KnOw I aM lOl

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      (´`·.·´`)  *Baby*    (´`·.·´`)
        `·.¸.·´       Girl        `·.¸.·´ 
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GhEtTo BiTcH hOlLa
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CoRn RoWs...HoLlA

Girl Poem:
 
I shave my legs, 
I sit down to pee.
And I can justify
any shopping spree.
Don't go to a barber,
but a beauty salon.
I can get a massage 
without a hard-on.
I can balance the checkbook,
I can pump my own gas.
Can talk to my friends,
about the size of my ass.

My beauty's a masterpiece,
and yes, it takes long. 
At least I can admit,
to others when I'm wrong.

I don't drive in circles,
at any cost.
And I don't have a problem,
admitting I'm lost.

I never forget,
an important date.
You just gotta deal with it,
I'm usually late.

I don't watch movies,
with lots of gore.
Don't need instant replay,
to remember the score.

I won't lose my hair,
I don't get jock itch.
And just cause I'm assertive,
Don't call me a bitch.

Don't say to your friends, 
Oh yeah, I can get her.
In your dreams, my dear, 
I can do better!

Flowers are okay,
But jewelry's best.
Look at me you idiot... 
Not at my chest???? 

I don't have a problem,
With Expressing my feelings. 
I know when you're lying, 
You look at the ceiling. 

DON'T call me a GIRL , 
a BABE or a CHICK . 
I am a WOMAN. 
Get it?, you DICK!?!

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Fo Yo InFoMaTiOn:
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NaMe: AmBeR nIcOlE
 
AgE: 16
 
BiRthDaY: mAy 13Th
 
SiBlInGs: MiKe ~N~ mEgAn AkA pIe!
 
PaReNtS: sHeIlA ~n~ MiKe
 
PeTs: 2 fUcKiN mAnY! lOl 7 dOgS! rEbEl ~N~ yAnKeE (dObErMaNs), TwInKiE, Oz AkA pOoPiE, sHaDoW, aBeRcRoMbIe ~N~ fItCh (DoXaNs)
 
HeIgHt: 5'1 1/2 YeAh BaBi!
 
EyEs: BrOwN
 
HaIr CoLoR: aMbeR (hOlLa)
 
HoMe: RoChEsTeR nEw YoRk
 
NiCkNaMeS: hErRe We Go LoL: aMbS, aMbIe, BiTcH, tAnK aSs (LoL mEg!) SeXy BiTcH, bAbY, mArIaH, aNgEl, BuNnIe, AnGeL-bUnNiE (lOl), BaBy GuRl, PrInCeSs, CrAcK bAbY, bLoNdIe, BoO, lOvE-bUg, TiNk, BeAuTy, ShOrTy
 
GlAsSeS oR cOnTaCtS: bOtH!
 
TaTtOoS oR pIeRcInGs: 3 TaTs ~N~ 20 pIeRcInGs: TiNkErBeLl On MaH bAcK nEaR mAh AsS (hOlLa) LiPs On MaH aSs dAt gOt Da WoRdS "tHe WoRlD" (aBoVe Da ToP lIp) "CaN" (bElOw Da BoTtOm LiP) ~HoLlA!~ cHeRrIeS dOwN nEaR mIsS kItTy! (HeHe) I gOt 6 In MaH lEfT eAr, 5 iN mAh RiGht, TrAgOuS, tOnGuE, bOtH nIpPlEs, ToP bOtToM ~n~ BoTh SiDeS a MaH bElLy BuTtOn, AnD mIsS kItTy! HoLlA!
 
FeTiSh: PiErCiNgS! i CaNt GeT eNuFf A dEm! HeHe GoTz Ta LoVe MaH gUyS wIt PiErCiNgS tOo!
 
PeRfUmE: cLiNiQuE hApPy, ViCtOrIa'S sEcReT's GaRdEn ScEnTs: LoVeSpeLl, SeCrEt CrUsH, aMbEr RoMaNcE, sTrAwBeRrIeS ~n~ ChAmPaIgNe, EnDlEsS LoVe! ViCtOrIa'S sEcReT fLiRtAcIoUs #55, DrEaM aNgEl'S: HaLo ~N~ hEaVeNly! LuCkY yOu (Fo Da GiRl DuH!)
 
CoLoGnE fO mEn: GiO bY gOrGiO aRmAnI
 
DaY oR nIgHt: NiGhT!!!!!
 
FlOwEr: DaIsYs Or WhItE/PiNk RoSeS
 
CoFfEe Or TeA: dEpEnDs On MaH MoOd...GeNeRaLlY sTaRbUcKs CaRmEl BrOwNiE fRaPpAcInO!
 
WhAt Do I wEaR tO bEd: UmMm If Im OuT aT sOmEoNeS hOuSe, EiThEr a T-sHiRt ~N~ sHoRtS/pJ pAnTs BuT iF iM hOmE jUsT a ShIrT!
 
MeAt Or No MeAt: Im NoT rEaL bIg On MeAt So I hArDlY eAt It BuT i Do EaT cHiCkEn ~N~ tUrKeY!
 
EvEr BeEn In LoVe: YePpPp
 
EvEr BeEn HeArT bRoKeN: OoOo YeAh...Im UsUaLlY dA oNe CrYiNg!
 
WhAtS oN mAh WaLlS iN mAh BeDrOoM: pOsTeRs ~N~ pIcTuReS a MaH fRiEnDs!
 
DrEaM cAr: 1956 JaGuAr RoAdStEr (BlAcK) Or A mUsTaNg Gt CoNvErTaBlE (yElLoW oR cHeRrY rEd)
 
TrAvEl oR sTaY hOmE: dUhHh TrAvEl!
 
MaH bEsTeSt FrIeNd: MegAn! I cAn TeLl HeR aNyThInG ~n~ ShE wOnT jUdGe Me WrONgLy! ShE iS dA bEsTeSt FriEnD aNyOnE cOuLd HaVe! HeHe I wUv YoU mEgGy!
 
MaH iDoL: mArIaH cArEy! ShEs JeS hErSeLf ~N~ aN iNcReDiBlE sInGeR/sOnGwRiTeR...yEs ShE wRiTeS aLl Of HeR oWn SoNgS!
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HaVe I EvEr?:
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SmOkEd WeEd: HeLl YeAh!
 
SmOkEd CiGgS: yEp...StIlL dO
 
DrAnK uNdErAgE: wHaT dA fUcK dO yOu ThInK? DuH!
 
BrOkE dA lAw: NoPe ImA gOoD gUrL! hEhE
 
RaN aWaY fRoM hOmE?: lOl yEaH wHeN i WaS lYkE 6...mAh DaDdY cAmE rUnNiN aFtA mE cUz He LoVeS hIs BeAuTy!
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WhAt Is:
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MaH mOsT pRiZEd PoSsEsSiOn: DaYuM uMmM sHiT iDk! LoL i GoT tOo MuCh StUfF dAt I lOvE!
 
MaH bEdRoOm LyKe: SeXy! LeOpArD pRiNt AlL oVa!
 
FaVoRiTe ThInG fO bReAkFaSt: DoNt EaT bReAkFaSt!
 
LuNcH: uMmM bAgEl WiT cReAm ChEeSe ~N~ a SnApPlE
 
DiNnEr: UsUaLlY dOnT eAt DiNnEr!
 
Da FuNnIeSt MoMeNt: WhEn MeGaN cAmE hOmE fRoM nOrTh CaRolInA fO dA sUmMa ~N~ sHe SaW mAh RoOm WhEn It WaS lYkE: "yOu LyKe HaNsOn ToO?" lOl I wUv YoU mEg!
 
Da SaDdEsT mOmEnT: wHeN i FoUnD oUt DaT cHuCkY ~n~ RaY wErE mUrDeReD, mAtT kIlLeD hImSeLf Bc BeCkY iS a WhOrE ~n~ WoUlDnT lEt HiM sEe HiS oWn FuCkIn KiD, uNcLe DaNnY dIeD, pApA jIm aNd GrAnDpA dIeD!
 
MaH pRoUdEsT mOmEnT: wHeN i ToOk 3Rd oUtTa 360 MoDeLs At DiS mOdElInG cOmPeTiTiOn I wAs At In CaLifOrNiA, wHeN i ToRe AlL dA LiGaMeNtS iN aNkLe A fEw DaYs BeFo MaH 8tH gRaDe GrAdUaTiOn ~N~ i HaD hUgE hEeLs ~N~ i WoRe DeM dOwN dA iSlE tA pRoVe EvErYoNe ElSe DeRrE dAt I cOuLd Do It! HeHe KiNdA cHeEsY i KnOw BuT i WaS sO pRoUd A mAh SeLf!
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WhAtZ bEtTa?:
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LaUgHiNg/SmIlInG: uMmM bOtH!
 
LoVe/LuSt: YoU nEeD bOtH: yOu HaFtA lUsT fO sUmOnE iN oRdA tA bE aBlE tA lOvE eM!
 
KiSsInG/hUgGiNg: UhHh DoIn BoTh At Da SaMe TyMe!
 
GoLd/SiLvEr: GoLd DuHh!
 
PePsI/Coke: PePsI bEcAuSe DeY mAkE mOuNtAiN dEw!
 
DiSnEy/WaRnEr BrOs: DiSnEy WiToUtTa DoUbT!
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FiNiSh Da SeTeNcE:
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ImA: tEaSe
 
LaSt TyMe I sHoWeReD: tOdAy...WhAt Do I lOoK dIrRtY o SomEtHiNg?
 
I FeEl: TiReD!!!!
 
I CaN bArElY: gO tA bEd At A dEcEnT hOuR ~n~ GeT uP aT a NoRmAl HoUr!
 
I aLwAyZ: tAlK oN dA nEt ~N~ dA pHoNe (rYtE mEgGy! LoL)
 
I cOnStAnTlY: cHeCk MaH eMaIl!
 
I wIlL nEvA: bEcOmE a PrEpPy BiTcH o StUcK uP!
 
I wIlL aLwAyZ: lOvE mAh FaM, fRiEnDs, MaH aNiMaLs, CoMpUtEr, MuSiC, bEd (HoLlA dAt ShIt iS mAd CoMfY!)
 
I wIsH: i CoUlD bE iN iTaLy o AuStRaLiA rYtE nOw!
 
I tHiNk Im: MoDeSt
 
LaSt ThInG i NeEd RyTe NoW iS: mAh BrOtHa FiGhTiN wIt mE oVa SuM sTuPiD aSs ShiT!

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