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i wuv mah meg pie! hehe your mah sista fo lyfe gurlie. we go wayyyyyyyyyy back ta da good ol' days! haha GoD we use to HATE eachotha but yeahh we got ova that pretty quick when kell n barbie introduced us at da pool! hahah OoOo GoD we were imseperable da whole summa! haha u comin up here every summa n livin wit me! memba rec! haha MeMoRiEs!!! we always used ta play BARBIES! hahah "OMG U LYKE HANSON TOO?"..."YEAH!" lol da summa a 97 was da bestest! hahh adam broke mah bed when he sat on it...n we didnt tell him dat it was held up by dose ummmm 2 X 4's! haha we soooo evil! UnClE gArY ~n~ TiMmY ~n~ MaTt! "MOM SHE WONT EAT MY PLUM!" hahaahah we bought every single mag dat summa dat had hanson in it! your my sexy bitch! hehe our rooms were from da ceilin ta da floor HANSON! haha meetin dose boys at da italian fest! haha uncle harry n buyin us dose roses....fo dem boiz! haha ReC in Da SuMmA a 98! hehe MaTt, CaLvIn, JoSh, KaTiE, mArK!!! memba when i hit mark (not my ex lol but his cuz!) in da back wit da wet stick! i swear i thought it would break but it didnt! hahah da hanson concert on diana's birthday! haha we sounded lyke 2 yr olds/vally gurls/chipmunks in 1! haha dat shit was crazy! you sounded lyke yankee barkin! lol us gettin lost on da way back home from canada! haha we went down dat dirt road!!!!!!!!!!!! yeahhhhhh! haha us meetin cait in line! FATE!!!!! soooo weird! haha our parents names: ShEiLa ~N~ mIkE! haha sooo weird! babybabybabybaby! hahah "u got held back in kindgergarden fo hating people wit brown eyes!"..."THAT IS NOT TRUE! i hated people!" yo cuz steph....yeah WEIRDO! haha ElI ~n~ SpEnCeR! hahah u in da movie "a soliders daughter never cries!" awwwwwwww mah meg pie! ZIMA! hahahah wut a freak n he lied ta us! asshole! hahahh da otha ryan n jack n ricky n rich n mandy da fat whore who was obsessed wit ryan n we dont know why! cuz dey both damn ugly! MeN iN bLaCk ~N~ aUsTiN pOwErS! TT&MON! summer jams! haha us meetin 2gether...kevin n michael n noah n evan n alex! heheh SeXy! i heart u! heheeh da way we scare our parents n tell dem dat we gettin married n we dont need ne one else bc we're lesbians! hahhah SaY iT dOnT sPrAy It I wAnT dA nEwS nOt Da WeAtHeR! lol dose were da days! we're old school MEMBA! da tracktors at wayne. da AQ bitch dat was orange...o wait dat all AQ bitches! haha ToDd ~N~ cHrIs! hhah DAYUM! rubber sheets next tyme k?!?! memorial day weekend yeahhhh baby! we got CRUNKED UP! well i did! hahah memba i thought i broke my ankle "megan HELP ME!"..."todd r u doin ta her?" chris's chick kelly....wut a freak! who wears a retainer at 26? kaspers! penny candy! hahah u gonna marry mah brother so we can deff be related! haha everytyme u would press a button i would get pissed so i would press one back! button wars! lmao drivin da truck! LMAO how bad was dat! our hanson stories n dreams we shared! haha me bringin u to da bible camp at holy cross so i wouldnt be alone...damnit meg u always left me NOT COOL! how many tymes did we have mmmbop recorded on dat 1 tape? hahahah da WHOLE tape was mmmbop! "callin up da radio n harassin em bout hanson!...o wait dat was me!" lol meg u crack baby! how many tymes did we have mmmbop da VIDEO recorded? jesus i cant even think! haha us freakin out seein em on jay leno! haha zac looked pissed dat nyte! gettin yelled at fo stayin up all nyte. stayin up fo 72 hrs straight ta see how many tymes mmmbop was played on MTV! haha eatin ramon noodles! ChIcKeN ~n~ BeEf FlAvA! haha u doin mah chores at da house. matchin outfits! us wearin dem long sleeve shirts all summa long! hahah "arent u guys hott in dose?"..."NOPE!" lol we speak so fast no one can undastand us cept US haha moms look ta us lyke "WTF are u 2 talkin bout?" haha u takin FOEVA ta walk ta mah house when i lived ryte down da street from u in da city! yeah charlotte was da ghetto! hahahaah our walks round da neighborhood! awwww haha DA CORNA! "megan courtney mccourtney!".."ITS VANGRAAFEILAND BITCH!" hahah dat crazy bitch dat i met at horse back riding camp n we went ta her house n had ta work n she thought she was obsessed wit hanson...I DONT THINK SO!" todd's friend tim! hahah weirdo! he jes kept talkin n talkin n talkin! haha me n todd pickin u up on da side a da road bc we were lyke 20 mins late! haha ashley...yeah dat dumb bitch got us in trouble memba! haha LMAO memba dat nyte when dat thunda storm came in n we were all sleepin n u were on da floor n i was on da bed wit ashley bc u didnt wanna b wit her n freakin we heard da thunda n i jumped on top a u! hahaha we slept in moms room dat nyte! LMAO i always protected u from mikey! haha "u dlin dat shit yet?"..."no i cant find yo shit!' ahah all our words! "bloodie!" haha our late nyte snacks: rice crispies n hanson ice cream! haha tryin ta get drunk at grandma's n grandpa's n fillin da alcohol bottles back up wit water! haha the fresia spray in 97! haha da stick dat we used ta measure ourselves wit! lol all our tymes wit kell! hehe yooo we were in love wit eachothas brothas! SCURRY! lol da dar picture a taylor! lol DAR is kel's word! "matt's dorky glasses..u memba dem?"..."how can i forget? i used ta beat him up n break em n when i did grandpa would glue em back togetha!" haha leave it ta grandpa ta do something lyke dat! salt ~n~ viNIGGER! sNIGGERS! lol when da roof started leakin! haah "meg is da window open?"..."idk is it?"..."idk check" ~we check n da window.. its closed~ "MEG ITS RAINING IN MAH ROOM!"..."GET DA POSTA'S!" ~takin all da posta's down...mom comes in~..."wtf r u guys doin? i gotta save da roof n da wall n u guys r worried bout savin da posta's?" haha mom! our rooms bein trashed all da dayum tyme!!!!!!!!! u cant even see da floors! haha "dont let dad catch u on dat computer!".."i know!" lol "GET YOUR ASSES IN BED RYTE NOW!"...~all scurred~ "okay dad!" im puff brocoli! "bitch ima kill u u dont wanna fuck wit me!" haha gotz ta love em! listenin ta em in todd's car! "you dont wanna fuck wit shady ~whispters why~ cuz shady will fuckin kill u" ZZOOOBBBEEEYYYY! hehe shes such a chub! zoey is mah clone! haha m&m's melt in yo mouth not in yo hands! DAMN STRAIGHT! "ne tyme i sign on aim...i get all dese porn bitches askin if i wanna view dem!" lol meg! sour patch kids! kasper's peperoni sausages! lol dat pic was baddddd! lol "its 7 am n usually at dis tyme i would b hidin in mah room from mah dad n brother!"..."its saturday"..."actually its sunday!"..."oh yeah!" BITCH! hahah grr is da word! lol PETER PAN FUCKIN RULES! sum mo a our words: oreo, dude, hi, rrrraaarrrr, brew haha" da 2gether movie! "idk where mah roommate is"..."shes prolly gettin fuckin da ass!" haha MWAHAHHAHAH we fit together! dats our jam! "wtf is wit our obsession wit o-town? when da fuck did we become obsessed wit dem?"..."idk!"..."is it when every tyme a new band comes ta rochester fo summa jam dat we become obsessed?"..."idk!" lol "we were so close ta ike dat we coulda jumped on him!"..."yeah i woulda sooooo jumped on him but it woulda been a suicidal jump!"..."it woulda been fo him too!".."fuck u bitch!" LOL walker...wut a weird name....it sounds weird afta u say it a couple a tymes! zip it! da sun's up meg! "where da fuck did da weekend go?" "umm prolly up our asses!" da CORONA bottle wit da lemon! haha "idk if i still have da corona bottle".."uhhh yeah bc it had a rottin lemon in it!" DUHHH! "hey girl whatcha doin down there!"..."did he jes say wutcha doin down derre?"..."uhh yeah! lol"..."dat song is from da 60's wtf is up wit dat! horny bastards!" lol WHY DO U BUILD ME UP BUILD ME BUTTERCUP BABY! "mikey deleted bridges of stone...ima kill da bastard!"..."no dont kill him just go download it again amby!"..."meg u aint undastand dat was da best version i had a dat song! it was sooo clear!"..."yeah i know! jes dont kill yo brotha!"...~later dat day i find a cd wit it burned on da cd~..."meg memba how i told u dat i was gonna shoot mikey in da head wit a bazooka bc he deleted bridges of stone?"..."yeah"..."well i found it burned on a cd! lol so now techincally i cant kill da bastard! DAMN!"..."u always blamin mikey fo everything!"..."WE HAVE NO CHOICE!" hahahahah me n u wakin up round da same dayum tyme! haha "meggy u know dat derres a white gurl in da missy elliot's work it video!?"..."i was jes gonna say dat! lol amby we too much alyke!"..."no shit!"..."but fo real dat lil white gurl is cute in dat video!" hahahah "DADS DOWN HERRE!"..."OH SHIT!".."yeah hes chillin wit snoop doggie dog YaNkEe!".."lol aiight! as long as u aint in trouble!"..."HELL NAH!" lmao "dixie chicks fuckin rule! WiDe OpEn SpAcEs!".."lol"..."GOODBYE EARL!"..."I WAS JES GONNA SAY DAT!" i can stutta on da net! m m m megan! "ima send u sum bugies!"..."nah dats koo!" lol "meg i aint no english major but jesus u gotz ta spell betta!"..."im gettin betta!" lol "dose southerns always makin fun a us yankee's! yeah well we fuckin rule! dats why "YA'LL" be behind us in da school shit! yeahh fuck off southerns!" lol "meg ima set dose southerns straight"..."lol okay!" lmao dOoBiE dOoBiE dOoBiE dOoOOo! haahah
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